TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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Postby DaveL on Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:22 am

YArrrr...

Oi don't thinks yer my type ~ND~ (at least when I'm sober).

TPBM thinks that basting turkeys is a really cool past time.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:44 am

Especially if you use the "Westminster No-Hands" technique.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:50 am

I'm a master baster.

I make TPBM shiver in their timbers.
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Postby black bart on Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:29 pm

Aye ye can say that again matey...with pure blind rage!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:19 pm

I think I drooped my log on Bart's poop deck.

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:57 am

Of course, on all my newest wenches...

TPBM keeps his log, but it mentions no wenches at all...
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:29 pm

Arrrrrrrr...I did mention a wenchion the once...

Capn's log Yarr date 10.11.76

YYYYAARRR and AVVVAST...met up with a lovely lass called Servilan. She was all done up in Black Leather and didn,t half know how to handle a pistol! Twere a bit loik Lara Croft had been crossed with Darth Vader. I think I'll be needin therapy and me peg leg's unscrewed. Promised her I'd help her track down those scurvy rebels 'Black's Seven'...twil be as easy as shoutin 'AAARRGH'...there be only seven o them aginst me an me massive clone army, HAR!

ps She told me Ginger was a lovely hair colouring - I think I be in love...


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Postby walktheplank on Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:30 pm

TPBM has a wart on his face the size of a small hill
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:39 am

it's a lie, a lie Oi tells ye! 'An enny wun wot disagrees ken 'ave 'iz gizzard sliced wiv me cutlass fer 'iz trubbel.

TPBM doen't know what a gizzard is, but he's pretty sure he's got one of those green wobbly bits...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:10 pm

It only got green and wobbly after visiting Mme. Fifi's. But the doc fixed it right up.

TPBM has almost filled up their frequent customer card for Mme. Fifi's...and for the doc as well.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:59 pm

TPBM is not well, Big Brenda has just sat on is face.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:27 pm

Arrrrrrgh...I was doin abit o sunbathin at the toim:

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Postby Hippie Pirate on Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:29 pm

Well, twould be, HAR! OOMPH, ARGH! be nice if ye would give me some, UGH AHAHAR! RRR, OOO YAR! some 'elp 'ere mate!


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:44 pm

Better a live coward than a dead brave man.

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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:18 am

Live to run away another day!

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