Rats n Bilge--- one o the finest pirate 'air bands o the 80's.
but alas very highly flammable due to all the 'airspray they used--- they went to their 'eavenly reward one night in Brittany Bay after a concert when their Bass player innocently asked former cabin boy walk the plank for a light to use while loading their gear into the hold and walk the plank 'anded 'im a lit coal oil on rag dipped torch by mistake instead of a shielded lantern.
There were pieces of them blokes for miles-- this also explains why walk the plank has a twitch in 'is left eye to this day.
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."