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fowl

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:15 am

^never shoots ducks and fowl
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Re: fowl

Postby The Black Spot » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:09 am

^never ducks an' is never fowl

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Postby DaveL » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:24 pm

^Goes weak at the knees when viewing blood.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:57 pm

^ gets a rush of blood when looking at knees.
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Postby DaveL » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:46 am

^Uses his large cutlass only for making sandwiches
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Stew

Postby black bart » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:53 am

^loves a big bowl of Fish Head Stew to start the day.
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Postby tanguerra » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:39 am

^ Spends his morning doing calisthenics and jogging around the deck
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:42 am

^ doesn't spend her morning watching Sanchez doing calisthenics and jogging around the deck.
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Codpiece

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:20 am

^keeps his old tea bags for codpiece padding
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:15 am

^ spends his mornings staring at my codpiece.
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boils

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:36 am

^thankyou for your letter...keep applying the ointment liberally and the boils will soon diminish.

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Postby OZ_Nick » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:05 pm

^ believes less is more when applying facial makeup
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Postby tanguerra » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:08 pm

^ always takes special pride in own appearance and personal hygeine.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:09 pm

^ wrote a letter to me, asking if I would rub ointment into her boils.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:32 pm

^Does not, no matter what the rumors said, have a thing for slim, dainty young cabin boys.
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