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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:59 am

Never touches a drop of alcohol...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:58 am

^ knows how to brew tea.
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tea

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:26 am

^knows when to stop bangin on about tea.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:41 am

^ Always buys 'is round.
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kindly

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:45 am

^is kindly to his crew and never harms em
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:57 am

^ 'as never shown Fat Jim any favouritism
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Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:15 am

^is hopeless in an open boat
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:31 am

^ 'as never 'ad 'is ship sink.
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Postby black bart on Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:41 am

^never ever ate his cabin boy with a noice Chianti.
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:49 am

^ is good at karaoke
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Postby black bart on Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:55 am

^has never been to an Elvis Pegsley concert
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:56 am

^warshes 'is 'ands afore and after 'e eats 'is dinner
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Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:45 pm

^ Has never met or heard of Francine the Flagellator.
^ Has never heard of a Madame Chantals Gold Pass
^Always tells his missus his whereabouts
^Has never partcipated in the manufacture or distribution of Captains Delight
^Plays soccer/football with non-enhanced body parts
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:50 pm

Gives generously to charity and always fill out tax return correctly.
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reliable

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:31 am

^has very reliable bodice fixings.
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