Question about a continuous salty tale

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:43 am

I'll give it a shot over the weekend. Well, i'll start. If i ever get 'round to finishing just compiling it, editing it will be a monumental task. But, manuscript editing is what I would like to do in the future.
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Postby black bart on Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:24 am

I'd love to read the bits that were edited out of The Iliad...

'...and Achilles took a break from butchering the Trojans to gaze out upon the Wine Dark sea...that Helen, he thought unto himself', she's got a great pair of...'
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:15 am

hahahaha
or even:

Achilles stared at his hands, lost in thought. Then he suddenly realised that he had one extra finger. "No wonder Helen won't love me unless I win his war!" he exclaimed. :D
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Postby ChowMein on Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:52 pm

Yar! Mitch! I be wun dat red the salty tale frum start to almost finnish...the toll be grating upon me sigh key...I still wake up screaming...if ye insist on dis endeavor i promise ta bring ye grog when ye be locked up in Bedlam .
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:28 am

The point at which the Salty Tale became a stream of innuendo and filth:

Dave L. Wed May 17 2006 5:38am (page 2)
as Pirgella Lawson came walking back into Sinhoff's life...Sinhoff being a red blooded parrot, couldn't stop looking at her enormous...

The Black Spot Wed May 17, 2006 5:45am

...collanders.

"Hello Boys," said Pirgella "I've got something here that'll make your dough rise." The pirates leaned forward expectantly. Suddenly...

Black Bart Wed may 17, 2006 6.05am

...Pirgella's souffles exploded coverin Sinhoff and the Pirates with cheese, and that dark haired pouting wench of a cook laughed wantonly and thrust her huge...

and so on for nearly a hundred pages!
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Postby anthrobabe on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:18 am

keys words matey

innuendo
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filth


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Postby tanguerra on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:25 pm

Yaargh! Don't forget flatulence and flagellation.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:22 pm

Yaaarrrr, mateys, that be Paris that hath that spoken.

Whoops, wrong persona...

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Wait, what's wrong with innuendo and filth...
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:26 pm

Did anyone say there was ought wrong with it matey?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:35 pm

No, now that methinks on it, no...
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Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:36 pm

YArrrr...

And not to forget...

Phallic Shaped Vegetable Admiration
Cross Dressing Gags
Bald Jokes
Bad Cooking Gags

O'id wunder what would happen if the censors got their mits on it? Hang on, wait a minute...technically that's me...yarrr...carry on everyone!! :D :D
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:39 pm

:fsm_yarr: YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:52 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

And not to forget...

Phallic Shaped Vegetable Admiration
Cross Dressing Gags
Bald Jokes
Bad Cooking Gags

O'id wunder what would happen if the censors got their mits on it? Hang on, wait a minute...technically that's me...yarrr...carry on everyone!! :D :D


Ye be doin a great job o censorin out the clean bits Dave!! :D
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Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:03 am

YArrrrrr...

What ever happened to Sinhoff the Parrot? Perving on Pirgella's bits probably earned him a trip to oven.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:25 am

yarr what about all the characters that first appeared in The Salty Tale. Just the other week The Salty Tale was more like the Incredibles with The Dark Avenger and the quite wonderfully named Apron Scrubber.
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