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Postby Griffin on Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:36 pm

Oi 'as ter lodge a complaynte. Griffin be alroight? That be a foine way ter ruin a superb Poirate's reputayshiun.
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Postby black bart on Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:24 pm

Arrrr...this be gettin too rough fer the loikes o me...

I'm off to watch 'The Muppets Treasure Island' wiv a glass o milk an a bicky.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:46 pm

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Carry on...
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:31 pm

ARGH! Ye lot be rogues ! ye not be newbies !.....now..SOD OFF !
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Re: Treasure Island

Postby Alterpenguin on Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:13 am

black bart wrote:Arrrr...this be gettin too rough fer the loikes o me...

I'm off to watch 'The Muppets Treasure Island' wiv a glass o milk an a bicky.


Oi be a newbie, an a wench at that... oi'm off ta join im.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:29 am

ARRRRRRRRGH! Welcome aboarrrd dearie. Ye moit wunt ter post awile afore ye joins up wiv anywun, tho. There be sum roight blaggarrrds about.


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Blaggarrrds, Curs and the like

Postby Alterpenguin on Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:15 pm

Oi be thankin ya heartily fer the advoice anti blackbeard ‘owever in the cirrrrcumstances oi shud let ya know oi’m quite partial to the odd blaggarrd, they be great stewed a wee whily with carrots ta be preventin the scurrrvy. The onboarrad enterteeenment offered by the odd blaggarrrd to a lonely wench can also be an ealthy distrrracshun.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:56 pm

Yarr ! Ap. Onlee three posts an' ye talk loike a seasoned pirate...ARGH !
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:12 pm

Yarrr! Welcome to the fleet, Alterpenguin.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:26 pm

Wotch out fer 'is fish 'ead stew, as lately the blaggard's bin picklin' it with the last o' the rum...

'Tis quite 'eady, be ye catchin' me driftwood.
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:15 am

I loves 'The Muppet Treasure Island'...me favourite bit be when Billy Bones (Billy Conolly) sais in his best Pirate voice:

Beware lads! Beware.


and Jim hawkins sais:
What, the one-legged man?


and Billy Bones sais:

Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses an - Ahhhh!
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Postby Aagfed on Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:02 pm

yeargh! I be lovin' Billy Connelly! A mighty fine actor, he be!
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:37 am

Arrggghhh Arggghhh!!!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:48 am

Argh! bart ,ND and MM ye nay be noob pirates, be off wid ye lot !
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Postby Griffin on Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:07 am

BB be a noob fer definite Aunty. 'e'll nevir get ther 'ang o' bein' a trew Pitrate. In fact, Oi calls 'im BB The Noob in proivate. Oi dont know nuffin about MM so don't nevir say Oi do.

An' anuvver fing. That Connelly chappie gon an cut awf 'is 'air. Wot 'e dun that fer?
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