NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Arrr, I be a pirate!

Moderator: All Things Mods

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:17 am

GRIFFiN ! Ahoy me DARRlin' ! Ye hARRdly be a newbie me dearie !
User avatar
Auntie Blackbeard
Gramigna Grand Admiral
 
Posts: 1037
Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:08 pm
Location: Ponderin' life atop me Crow's Nest

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:25 pm

Yarrr, Griffin!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Postby Griffin on Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:47 pm

Yaaaaargh! Where be The Prodigal Pirate welcome thread? Yaaaargh!
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
 
Posts: 2155
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:27 pm

Yarrr, this be hit unless ye starrrts yer own.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Kraken

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:46 am

Griffin wrote:Yaaaaargh! Where be The Prodigal Pirate welcome thread? Yaaaargh!


Aaaargh...I wouldn't go there...there be a big Kraken waitin ta gobble up Prodigigal Poirots...at least that's wot the Landlord o The Admiral Benbow told me.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby anthrobabe on Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:31 pm

Griffin wrote:Yaaaaargh! Where be The Prodigal Pirate welcome thread? Yaaaargh!


shhhhh--it's a secret......
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
User avatar
anthrobabe
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1325
Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 8:13 pm
Location: Waiting to move where the Gorillas are, the ones without cell phones and cars!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:47 pm

Yarr ! Well bluss me oys ! Tis Admurl Griffen ! Avast Matey ! Bakken HARR bour to sink thee Current Vents 'as ye ?...Well then!...Cry Havoc ! ... Let Loose The Dogs Of War !... Fire Awiegh !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Re: playbilge for wenches

Postby pirateanarchist on Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:39 am

wanderlust wench wrote:What about a special edition of Playbilge for the wenches? I, for one, wouldn't mind a peek into the swarthy depths of a pirates "character"! :wink:

I second that motion! lets have some swarthy sea dogs out here!
if pirates be at odds with ninjas... :fsm_yarr: vs :fsm_ninja: ...
Pirates Do It For The Rum
Ramen

anarchyinaction.piczo.com
User avatar
pirateanarchist
Gnocchetti Galley Slave
 
Posts: 61
Joined: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:04 pm
Location: Cut Off, LA

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:39 am

Oi thinks of Playbilge as a gender-neutral term.
And ye foinds in hit wot ye submits to hit...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Postby Griffin on Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:22 pm

Oi 'as 'erd rumurrs 'o a new publicashiun, Prodigal Pirates.

'owsumever, Oi wuldn't buy wun. They be rubbish.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
User avatar
Griffin
WatsonOfSherlock
 
Posts: 2155
Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:51 pm
Location: London

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:06 pm

Me favor'te magazine te read whoile down portside, a GENDER NEUTR'L MAGAZINE?

Arrgghh, Playbilge be a matter of gen'lman's tasteful enter'ainment.

Ye lady poirates can find another subscription, har har!
I hope you're on the recieving end of an improbability equation wherein something happens to you that's as unlikely as Rob Schneider winning a best actor Oscar on the same day Michael Jackson single handedly captures Osama Bin Laden. ~ Rainswept

O.K. Everything else is just stuff you do while you are waiting to have sex. Sin. WoE. ~ Warlord of Elephants

Image Image Image
User avatar
~NoodleDemon~
Brewmeister
 
Posts: 1936
Joined: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:10 am
Location: Southern NJ.

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:20 pm

Hit be thee year 1708! We be more modern and henloitened in these here toimes! Get with thee program, ye scurvy, sexist pigge.

Unless, o'course, ye finks of bilge as a hexcloosively male descripshun...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Cronan

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:36 am

Aye matey...the lass be roight. If we has a wench o the month we ought ta have a scurvy jack o the month as well. I nominates St Cronan cos of his universal appeal:

Image
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:26 pm

Oi'd suggest ye not put 'im on the cover, as hit moight scare off those wot don' ave ome subscripshuns. Just let im be a surproise, loike.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Postby anthrobabe on Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:05 pm

Attention all hands!

It has come to my attention (as goddess numero uno of the universe) that we've had both recent Griffin and Goat sightings.

Griffin is quite alright and doesn't need watching however if Goat is spotted please send him to my office asap. He is quite adorable but has a very nasty temper. Do not hug him-- that is my job.

That is all-- back to scrubbing the decks
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
User avatar
anthrobabe
Lord of Linguini
 
Posts: 1325
Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 8:13 pm
Location: Waiting to move where the Gorillas are, the ones without cell phones and cars!

PreviousNext

Return to Pirate Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests