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[skyweir]

Ahrrr'm nae sae shore t'wad be enny better if she caught 'im in the bilge..

[black bart]

Arrgh I loiks ta see a noo recroot gettin his first bowl o Fish head Stoo down im.

[Julius Aurora]

Arghh, it be even bettargh when it comes up thee first time.

[skyweir]

Ah've read that yer fish ed stoo lacks nutrytyon; but it keeps repeatin' across the threads. Aye, it comes oop here, an it comes oop thar. Ah'd a tried to keep myne doon, but ah did'ne wish ter spend th' entire next watch wi' me rrr's hangin' over the rail.

[Ravi Oli]

...wi' me rrr's hangin' over the rail.

Oi heer'd yer wert frum thee Citie o' Flowers... thinkin' now yer moight hail frum Dunedoo!
Yee moight 'ave sampl'd thee Madras Fish'ead Stoo... count yerself lucky 'twere only thee ring 'o fire yer suffer'd.

Oi recalls yung cabin bouy thee ship's cook serv'd it too... poor beggaarrr were fartin' steam. We tippt some offal in thee can an' told 'im 'e'd shit 'is guts out... neer run aground pissin' arrselves larfin at 'im tryin' ta stuff em back in!

[black bart]

...wi' me rrr's hangin' over the rail.

Oi heer'd yer wert frum thee Citie o' Flowers... thinkin' now yer moight hail frum Dunedoo!
Yee moight 'ave sampl'd thee Madras Fish'ead Stoo... count yerself lucky 'twere only thee ring 'o fire yer suffer'd.

Oi recalls yung cabin bouy thee ship's cook serv'd it too... poor beggaarrr were fartin' steam. We tippt some offal in thee can an' told 'im 'e'd shit 'is guts out... neer run aground pissin' arrselves larfin at 'im tryin' ta stuff em back in!

Arrr ye be crool bstards in thee antipodeearn pirate sekshun ... Oiv heard oribble roomers that ye keeps kangaroo testikulls on board fer playin marbles wiv.

[Ravi Oli]

Oiv heard oribble roomers that ye keeps kangaroo testikulls on board fer playin marbles wiv.

Arrrrrrr we love ow'r native fawna. Thee 'Roo tis indeed a versytile beast..... an' even thee ferals 'ave thar purrpis.

Moight 'ave been thisun's mum Oi catched once...


Not skyttin 'ow ev'rythin is bigga downunda but 'eres me sis feedin' our week old chickuns.

[skyweir]

Aye, Ravi, ah'm indeed o' th' sity o' petal an leaf. But we Antipodean buccaneers'll noo be mocked b' they scurvy midshipmen o' auld an nyew woild pyrates. They dinnae realize, de they- we doo a' tha' they doo, an' we doo it OOPSIDE DAHN. (Cud be whye yer sisters chickens are so big- stretched oot b' graaahvity loike...)

[black bart]

Arrrrrgh....don't starrght talkin about Gravitee...taint been hinvented yet.

I did ave a funny bloke aboard me shyppe once...Seaman Heinstein he called imself loik. He hinsisted on tryin ta work out thee trajektoree o me cannon balls and kept goin on about Red Shift and Blue Shift and thee loik...

Thee crew put up wiv him until one day, when we were tryin ta sink a Spanish Galleon wiv thee new high powered cannon wot he'd hinvented, he told us we had to allow fer thee curveetoor o thee Earth...

"Look matey," says I, "Be ye suggestin that thee world be round?"

"Ya," says Heinstein, "Der vorld ist round loik ze cannon ball".

That was it...we threw im over board.

[skyweir]

Arrhv'e 'eard o' yon Heinstein - big family man. Still, t'were best to put 'im owerbord. Hee'd a bin interdoocin' a speed limit next.

[DavidH]

Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.

[skyweir]

/\ Agrrrplause!

[black bart]

Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.

...and no more Higgs Bosun jokes either!

[daftbeaker]

Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.

Teknickerly it'd onlee be squared if ye threw him in again

[anthrobabe]

Do we havez aney new poiratez whot needz some lash applied to the back about here?

I feel the need to lash some buddy.