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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:27 pm

Ahrrr'm nae sae shore t'wad be enny better if she caught 'im in the bilge..
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:00 am

Arrgh I loiks ta see a noo recroot gettin his first bowl o Fish head Stoo down im.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:17 pm

Arghh, it be even bettargh when it comes up thee first time.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:59 am

Ah've read that yer fish ed stoo lacks nutrytyon; but it keeps repeatin' across the threads. Aye, it comes oop here, an it comes oop thar. Ah'd a tried to keep myne doon, but ah did'ne wish ter spend th' entire next watch wi' me rrr's hangin' over the rail.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:02 am

skyweir wrote:...wi' me rrr's hangin' over the rail.

Oi heer'd yer wert frum thee Citie o' Flowers... thinkin' now yer moight hail frum Dunedoo!
Yee moight 'ave sampl'd thee Madras Fish'ead Stoo... count yerself lucky 'twere only thee ring 'o fire yer suffer'd.

Oi recalls yung cabin bouy thee ship's cook serv'd it too... poor beggaarrr were fartin' steam. We tippt some offal in thee can an' told 'im 'e'd shit 'is guts out... neer run aground pissin' arrselves larfin at 'im tryin' ta stuff em back in!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:04 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:
skyweir wrote:...wi' me rrr's hangin' over the rail.

Oi heer'd yer wert frum thee Citie o' Flowers... thinkin' now yer moight hail frum Dunedoo!
Yee moight 'ave sampl'd thee Madras Fish'ead Stoo... count yerself lucky 'twere only thee ring 'o fire yer suffer'd.

Oi recalls yung cabin bouy thee ship's cook serv'd it too... poor beggaarrr were fartin' steam. We tippt some offal in thee can an' told 'im 'e'd shit 'is guts out... neer run aground pissin' arrselves larfin at 'im tryin' ta stuff em back in!


Arrr ye be crool bstards in thee antipodeearn pirate sekshun ... Oiv heard oribble roomers that ye keeps kangaroo testikulls on board fer playin marbles wiv.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:56 pm

black bart wrote: Oiv heard oribble roomers that ye keeps kangaroo testikulls on board fer playin marbles wiv.

Arrrrrrr we love ow'r native fawna. Thee 'Roo tis indeed a versytile beast..... an' even thee ferals 'ave thar purrpis.

Moight 'ave been thisun's mum Oi catched once...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:30 am

Aye, Ravi, ah'm indeed o' th' sity o' petal an leaf. But we Antipodean buccaneers'll noo be mocked b' they scurvy midshipmen o' auld an nyew woild pyrates. They dinnae realize, de they- we doo a' tha' they doo, an' we doo it OOPSIDE DAHN. (Cud be whye yer sisters chickens are so big- stretched oot b' graaahvity loike...)
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:55 am

Arrrrrgh....don't starrght talkin about Gravitee...taint been hinvented yet.

I did ave a funny bloke aboard me shyppe once...Seaman Heinstein he called imself loik. He hinsisted on tryin ta work out thee trajektoree o me cannon balls and kept goin on about Red Shift and Blue Shift and thee loik...

Thee crew put up wiv him until one day, when we were tryin ta sink a Spanish Galleon wiv thee new high powered cannon wot he'd hinvented, he told us we had to allow fer thee curveetoor o thee Earth...

"Look matey," says I, "Be ye suggestin that thee world be round?"

"Ya," says Heinstein, "Der vorld ist round loik ze cannon ball".

That was it...we threw im over board.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:20 am

Arrhv'e 'eard o' yon Heinstein - big family man. Still, t'were best to put 'im owerbord. Hee'd a bin interdoocin' a speed limit next.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:45 am

Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:03 am

/\ Agrrrplause!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:16 am

DavidH wrote:Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.


:facepalm:

...and no more Higgs Bosun jokes either!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:53 am

DavidH wrote:Arrr, 'e equals in sea, squared.

Teknickerly it'd onlee be squared if ye threw him in again :idiot:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:06 pm

Do we havez aney new poiratez whot needz some lash applied to the back about here?

I feel the need to lash some buddy.
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