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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:36 pm

If you're all Pirates... where are your Buccanears??

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Now I thought a Pirate's lot in life was trying to get their tongues around their arrrrses and well.... pirating. But there is an 'onour among theives that prevents me from claiming a booty that wasn't mine and there weren't nothin' like that in said post attempt. Point the scurvy blaggard out what sent me that signal so I kin run 'im thru wiv a rusty cutlass!!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:57 am

Yarrgh ye blaggard...tis thee bilge fer ye until ye learns ta curb yer scurvy tongue!

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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:53 am

Hi coman ye brung me noo pyritz!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:55 am

YArrrr...

We want some fresh meat!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:47 pm

OOoo umm uhhh
um sumtymes a rat leff owt fere foo daze iz not bad fer ta et unca DAvy
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:48 pm

Be this new treasure I found, or jest some ole rubbish?

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1v2Liq/ww ... 968240.jpg
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:09 am

Oi be thinkin' ye has a counterfeet thar skyweir... ye shud no thee Pyrate alfabet tis AtoRRRRRRRRR!!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:17 am

An' te think o' the haaars I spent diggin fer thet rrrrubbish...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:44 pm

Arrrrrrrr skywier.... 'tis a Pyrate's lot ta be diggin' fer berried tresure.... tho Yee are loikly ta come up wiv fool's gold ev'ry now n' then. Thee scurvy dogs 'ere arrrr moistly weekend n' public 'oliday pyrates.... keep diggin' around thee board an' yee'll foind them at thar day jobs.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:54 pm

um
wunce
i dougdid ep me ole poo
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:13 am

Nef Yoo me lad, I arst me ship's chaplain 'bout your 'sperience. He's not a bad chappie, for a 165 year old atheist of Jewish extraction. Ah fer sure he's got his little ways- lyin' ye on the couch and so on- and gets a bit excited about the importance of his, well, you know, his tadger & such- but e' reckoned e'd dug up summat similar to your story, in some place called Psyche, oo, qoit a few times, e' said. Not wantin' to corrupt the littlies, e' said to tell yer uncle BlackBeard that when ye're old enough to do some pillaging & what, e' should read yer a wee pamphlet called 'Character and Anal Eroticism' (http://www.erospsy.com/events.aspx?Obje ... Language=E), specially paragraph 7. Ye may not have been so far off the Mark of Buried Treasure...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:17 am

Me apologies, Nef Yoo, turns oot e's only hundred & fifty foive.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:21 am

hoo
um
dat maek em ole anuff ta b anti beez grate gate grate gtrae grate grate grategatre grate garte nefyoo !
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby skyweir on Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:14 pm

Arrr, ol' chaplains a clever chappie, but he's noo thet grate.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:06 am

^ Arrrrntie BB 'ud 'ave yer chaplin grated an' fed ta thee sharks iffin she caught 'im hexplaynin' thee 'ins and outs ov anal eroticism' ta Nef on thee poop deck!
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