NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

No he's from the Netherlands, with a new IP. No guesses as to who.

[monstarrrhhh]

I'm new and interested. Could you please explain some things.
Like, what is playbildge, the salty tale, etc,.. what do i need to know
to get started and not be a pain in the butt.

[pieces o'nine]

Reede, monstarrrhhh, oar 'ave wun ov yer croo reede t'ye.

[monstarrrhhh]

Fine then. me divin in head ferst.

[Errol_Fin]

Fine then. me divin in head ferst.

Oooh I like it when they do that...

[Ham Nox]

I'm new and interested. Could you please explain some things.
Like, what is playbildge, the salty tale, etc,.. what do i need to know
to get started and not be a pain in the butt.

Playbildge is the pirate equivalent of Playboy and the Salty Tale is an ongoing story that would take months of reading to catch up with completely. No one has dared tried to make a summary of it.

Mostly what you need to know is be respectful of your fellow forumiites and don't eat yellow snow.

[DaveL]

I'm new and interested. Could you please explain some things.
Like, what is playbildge, the salty tale, etc,.. what do i need to know
to get started and not be a pain in the butt.

YArrrr...

They've all been going a while matey, but feel free to start yer own threads, coz we pirates can't think of anything else to talk about

Ditto what the others have said. Oh, and Aunty Blackbeard is our resident pirate agony aunt.

[black bart]

It always be worth askin Auntie about yer personal problems...just ta see her luverlee face.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

I'm new and interested. Could you please explain some things.
Like, what is playbildge, the salty tale, etc,.. what do i need to know
to get started and not be a pain in the butt.

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Anty Bb sez tak yer salty petter elly day an ye wull B fine !
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[bert]

Tis another pirate that I seek
for her pontoons I wish to peek
May she have booty
to park my ship o'plenty


How do I find pirates in my neighborhood?

[black bart]

Ahoy matey, welcome aboard. What neighbourhood be that?

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

There only be one place like that in Portsmouth. It be a house with a coloured light out the front.

[Pirate Frog]

You know everything about pirates?
Is that a challenge?
I love history.
So, just to check, what kind of underwear did men wear in the 18th century?

[Ubi Dubius]

You know everything about pirates?
Is that a challenge?
I love history.
So, just to check, what kind of underwear did men wear in the 18th century?

Dirty.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

They be wearin sumthin' with a large pouch to accommodate the garden vegetables they be puttin' down their trousers. It helps with the wenches matey.