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Re: Silence

Postby tanguerra on Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:34 am

black bart wrote:When an hentire voyage could go by with barely a word hexchanged between the decks and the Captain's cabin...

Aye, keep aloof they said, an yer men will fear ye...

I tried that tack...four days went by and then I had ta shout "Where's me bleedin breakfast yer filthy blaggards!" That's was it then, I was jabberin loik a Kittyhawk: "I wants two sausages, where's me black sausage? what appened to me fried bread? These beans are movin, where'd ye get these mushrooms from, nice bacon...but hang on a minute, we aint got a pig!

...and so on and so forth.


Yaar har har! Captain Bart, I know exactly what ye be meanin'. Sunrise ter sun down I'm havin' ter do nothin but give the most minute of instructions to the crew. It's all "No, a bit more ter the left, up a bit, down a bit - yaaar! That's the spot!" and that's just getting me parasol arranged proper over the breakfast table.
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:06 pm

Harrrr...that remoinds me of the toim when I were 'briefly' Captain of 'The Raging Queen Anne's Revenge', a ship devoted almost hentirely to the traffickin of Haut Couture. I shouted out "Man Overboard"...and the crew all simpered: "Oooh...you can talk captain with your big Frilly shirts and glitzy eye patch...I think we'll be the judge of who's gone 'Overboard!'

They were a lovely lot actually but I tended to stay in me cabin most o the toim. I kept a photo of em to remind me of those crazy days:

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Postby Clifford on Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:28 pm

:? for you Bart :)
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:18 am

Here be a nice one I came across recently. I found it in an (er) antique shop. Twere a steal the price I got it for, yez can bet your little cotton socks on that.

While we're in dry dock I'm having it refurbished, clean off that bit of patina there, polish up the brass work. Soon it will take pride of place on the Purple Primrose, and be striking terror into the hearts of lubbers everywhere. Yaaar!

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Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:52 am

YArrrr...

It looks like he regurgitated some of last nights curry over the cannon. But O'id hate to be in the way when he starts regurgin' cannon balls though.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:55 pm

Bah...I think she got it from Arrrrrrgos...ye could use it ta light yer pipe.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:19 pm

I thinks 'ees 'ad a backfire. It looks like 'is brains be coming out is ear'ole.
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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:47 pm

Looks loik someone's annoyed Big Brenda again:

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Re: Brenda

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:12 pm

black bart wrote:Looks loik someone's annoyed Big Brenda again:

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Arrrr... that be a unique picture, as it shows 4 o' Planky's wigs. She has one in each hand, one on her 'ead, an she be standin on the fourth.
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:38 pm

Arrrr, that fourth wig be Planky's 'Grassy Knoll' wig what he uses for assassinations and hidin from the Revenue Men...

...ave a butchers at this luverly picture...can ye spot Planky hidin in it?

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Postby Clifford on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:18 pm

er ... under that hat on the floor?
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Re: Grassy

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:46 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrr, that fourth wig be Planky's 'Grassy Knoll' wig what he uses for assassinations and hidin from the Revenue Men...

...ave a butchers at this luverly picture...can ye spot Planky hidin in it?

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Arrr... I thinks Plank be hidin in the rafters. Ye can see 'is wig at the top o' the picture. Ye can also see a pot o' glue that's bin knocked over near the barrel. An that fierce lookin' geezer wi' the skirt just hast to be Cap'n DaveL.
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Postby black bart on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:53 am

Shiver me Dry Rot infested timbers Black Spot...ye has eyes loik a Sea eagle ...it must be all them curried carrots ye've been eatin!
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Postby Clifford on Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:24 pm

Where did I say that you looked like Ian Hislop in your last avatar Black Bart? Never mind, I say it again - you looked like Ian Hislop.
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