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Postby black bart on Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:05 am

Arrrrrrgh...the trouble with dem Vikings is all that Self Assembly furniture they trys ta sell yer.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:48 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Toothless Kate's niece, eh?

She do be showin' some promise there...

Anyways, this be my weapon of choice.

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Yaar, that be a mighty small weapon matey. I'd not be bragging about that one if I were you.

I always keeps one similar to that down me boot though, just in case. Put one of them in some swab's ear like and ye'll always have his undivided 100% attention.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:28 pm

What, now it be fashionable - like to need to compensate fer somethin'?
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:40 am

This be a big cannon - right enough.

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Postby Clifford on Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:12 am

aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh looks familiar!
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Postby black bart on Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:24 am

Arrrrgh...looks loik it be ready ta fire East European plumbers at us!

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Postby Clifford on Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:37 am

They expect to put camoflage on that thing and hope for it to go unnoticed?
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Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:14 pm

Yarr! Well, back in th' days when Oi were as it were an aviator in the Royal Australian Navy (it's OK, I got better) we used ter operate in joint hexercises wiv the army. Them army types never seemed ter unnerstan' that an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree looks from the air jest loike an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:30 pm

Well, in all honesty, cardboard tanks and defenses confused the Germans enough to lose them Normandy.

At least, I think it was Normandy...
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:10 pm

Yaar! Trafalgar! Now there were a battle!
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:18 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Well, in all honesty, cardboard tanks and defenses confused the Germans enough to lose them Normandy.

At least, I think it was Normandy...


No, no, matey, cardboard tanks, that was Action Man versus his evil nemesis Lazy bastard.

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Postby DaveL on Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:28 am

YArrrr....

Well it's weekend time again Bart. Guess we won't be seeing you until Monday then.
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Postby black bart on Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:14 am

I'd a thought that was a good thing...ye must get tired of all me jabberin...

I was always a talkative pirate, even back in the days when it were more fashionable ta be the Strong Silent type.

When a glare at yer crew were enough to stop them in their tracks.

When an hentire voyage could go by with barely a word hexchanged between the decks and the Captain's cabin...

Aye, keep aloof they said, an yer men will fear ye...

I tried that tack...four days went by and then I had ta shout "Where's me bleedin breakfast yer filthy blaggards!" That's was it then, I was jabberin loik a Kittyhawk: "I wants two sausages, where's me black sausage? what appened to me fried bread? These beans are movin, where'd ye get these mushrooms from, nice bacon...but hang on a minute, we aint got a pig!

...and so on and so forth.
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Postby Clifford on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:00 pm

You live in London. (I emphisise the full stop there) :D
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:07 pm

OZ_Nick wrote:Yarr! Well, back in th' days when Oi were as it were an aviator in the Royal Australian Navy (it's OK, I got better) we used ter operate in joint hexercises wiv the army. Them army types never seemed ter unnerstan' that an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree looks from the air jest loike an army truck wiv a camoflage net over it, parked unner a tree!


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