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Postby Clifford on Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:36 pm

AAARRRGGHHH I take after tha Spartan way of gettin tough pirates by droppin ma kids in the sea.
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:54 pm

Toothless Kate's niece be stayin on board for the school holidays. We been teachin her a thing or two, so as not to completely waste her time with lounging about on deck. She shows great promise that young one.

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Postby Etay on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:25 pm

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Arrgh. I was close, I think.
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Postby DaveL on Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:37 pm

YArrrrr...

I tried firing on a merchant ship with one of those. The darn thing wouldn't shoot a thing and Oi hads trubbles fitting me cannon balls inside it.

In the end Oi ended up throwing it, hitting the rival Captain on the forehead, rendering his unconscious.

A damn fine weapon indeedy!!
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Postby Clifford on Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:32 am

ARRGGHHH it was so good f'me that I be relacin' all ma old cannons f'that un'! Completely blinds tha ship I'm boarding and drives em on land!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:27 am

Them handheld things be ok, but yer better off lobbin' a few o' these at the enemy:
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:56 am

Here be the result of usin either options:

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Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:49 am

YArrrrrr...

Here's a Big Cannon for ye!

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Postby Clifford on Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:34 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I SURRENDER!!!!!!
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:30 am

Put up yer canons or I'll drop bunny on yer toes!

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Postby DaveL on Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:36 pm

YArrrr...

Another case of the pet and owner looking alike.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:08 pm

ARGH! Due to lack of ammuinition and a thoroughly inept , slovenly crew , our big gun will not be flashed until further notice .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Clifford on Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:07 pm

Half my crew be Vikings now for political correctedness - they're Scandenavian Pirates
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:10 pm

Do they have overly large weapons matey?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:56 pm

Toothless Kate's niece, eh?

She do be showin' some promise there...

Anyways, this be my weapon of choice.

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