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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:10 am

Mr Blobby with a mullett--- Oh the humanity!

btw- Mr. Blobby called- he's not happy with the lot of you for making such fun of him-- he's talking law suit.
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Postby black bart on Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:19 am

AAARRRRRRR...the Arrrrgh 4000 Panzer Division:

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Postby Clifford on Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:31 am

YYYAAARRRRGGGHH!


I seriously have one of those :D

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YYYYAAARRGGGH!
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Balls

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:34 am

Arrrrrgh...look at the size o those balls!

How the ell do the crew get em in the barrel?
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Postby Clifford on Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:36 am

AARRGGHH, mine be a skeleton crew! I work em' to th' bone!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:13 am

YArrrrrr...

O'id be wrestlin' wif balls that big. Yarrrrr...Oi will need to start another thread Entitled 'Show us yer Big B....'oh never mind.

Could make for a great game of marbles though!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:10 am

Arrr... I remembers that huge great cannon. Useliss bluddy thing.

I 'ad twenty o' the things mounted on me ship once. Put us a bit low in the water, but we managed to somehow creep arthritically out to sea. We were just off the coast o' Calais when we spies a French vessel.

Ah-harrr, thinks I. These new guns'll make short work o' them. I orders the ship about, an' we fires a broadside o' the massive cannons at 'em.

The recoil blew me ship back into Portsmouth High Street.
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Water

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:21 am

Aye...I remembers that incident...all credit to Mayor Liversausage though he lept into action and turned yer ship into a Water Amusement park fer All the Family:

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Re: Water

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:48 am

black bart wrote:Aye...I remembers that incident...all credit to Mayor Liversausage though he lept into action and turned yer ship into a Water Amusement park fer All the Family


Aye. It gives me the right 'ump seein' all those kids usin me garrottin' post as a maypole, and people 'aving picnics on me floggin' table. I even hears that they opened up the bilge as "The Chamber of Horrors". Didn't even do anything to it.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:08 pm

YArrrr...

O'id be gettin the barbeque out onto the foredeck to sell a few Bilge Rat Burgers.
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Volcano

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:30 am

Arrrr, If ye look at the centre o that pool there appears ta be a Volcano...could it be a vision o Pastafarian paradise?
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:40 am

Well Bart, Oi takes ye point, but Oi dinna see enny beer comin outter it...
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Strippers

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:32 am

Arrrrr...thar be strippers floatin down that slide though.
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Re: Strippers

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:11 am

black bart wrote:Arrrrr...thar be strippers floatin down that slide though.

If Big Ron be there, there be summit else floatin down that slide.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:00 pm

YArrrrrr...

Oi can see a Pirate 'Caddyshack' in the makin'. Nuthin werse than droppin' yer candy bar in the swimmin' pool.

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