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Postby Clifford on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:47 pm

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I thought it would fire faster
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Re: spud gun

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:52 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrgh...this feller means business:

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Arrr... that be the biggest low energy lightbulb I's ever seen. Could do with that in me bilge.
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Lights

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:17 pm

Belay that...if the rest of yer ship's anything ta go by...ye'd best keep the lights down for fear o what might appear!

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Re: Lights

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:25 pm

black bart wrote:Belay that...if the rest of yer ship's anything ta go by...ye'd best keep the lights down for fear o what might appear!

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Hmmm.... big ears, piggy eyes, crooked teeth, ginger hair... reminds me o' someone.
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Rowing

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:37 pm

Arrrr...just get back on yer Rowing machine yer blaggard! (reference to Portsmouth Guaaardian and Aaargh-Bay).
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:17 pm

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table top

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:21 pm

Just in case me crew attempt a mutiny...I has this table top cannon mounted on me cabin table:

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Postby Clifford on Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:47 pm

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ARRGGHHH! A cannon wid legs! Just wha' Iyve been aft'rr
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:34 pm

YArrrr...

That looks like a cousin of this blighter. Those things kick my butt in Starwars Battlefront all the time.

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Forcefield

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:41 pm

Arrrr ye has ta get the bleedin Force Field down first! Then they pop loik Big Ron's Chestnuts!
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Postby Clifford on Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:21 pm

Yarr! They be overheatin' too quicky tho!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:27 pm

YArrrr...

Lobbing a grenade near their force field tends to wear 'em down. Bad luck if they spot ye though.

These chappies are just plain hopeless!!

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Postby Clifford on Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:34 pm

Nothin' to compare wid this!

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Lego

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:35 pm

Arrrr...this be the real test of yer sword play...Lego Star Wars:

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Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:01 pm

YArrrr...

There's a caption in here somewhere, but Oi leave it to your saucy imaginations

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