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Postby black bart on Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:25 am

...Oh Aye Cap'n Oz...ye be speakin the truth no doubt...that Cap'n Dave can shoot the nits of o Walktheplanks wig at two paces he can...aye, I seen im sober once...he were standin on the poop deck and he picked up his pistol and shot a man in the bilges...he were aiming fer his head mind ye, and it was the wrong feller, but it were a darned good shot.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby OZ_Nick on Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:26 pm

Oi doan beleive ye. Wot a load o' ole rubbish. Ye be lyin thru yer teefs. No wuns evva seen Cap'n DaveL sober.

Ming ye, yer be roight abowt 'is shootin, th' only reason 'e allus hits the target be because he shoots first then calls wotevva 'e 'its the target!
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Postby black bart on Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:12 am

Arrrrgh...now that 'I Like Boobs' as gone and we be missin his lovely avatar, I thought I'd cheer everyone up with a pic o Fat Jim me ship's carpenter...he's got lovely boobies but he be a bit shy:

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I offered him double Fish Head Stew rashins to show em off proper...but he wouldn't ave it!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:51 pm

ARR-oha..OMFSM! dat da spittin' image (& oi means dat lit'rally) uv Toothless Kate's long-lost twin bruddah wot caught a nawsty chill in the 70's wot developed into amnesia..praise to da FSM, he's employed!!!(& alive..) :fsm_yarr:
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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Postby DaveL on Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:33 am

Argghhhh...

Fat Jim might find himself in trouble on an extended voyage. Funnily, me crew is having trubbles distinguishing Dugongs from Mermaids at present.

Last time a beautiful mermaid swam up to me ship, the entire crew kept saying 'Ewww,it's a Dugong, get away, get away...'
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:15 am

Fat Jim be in more trouble than ye thinks. I's just seen "Gorilla" Jake Headcrusher writin' 'im a Valentine's card.
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Postby black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:26 am

"Gorilla" Jake Headcrusher?!

Arrrrrr...It be about toim we had a roll call o the Black Spot's crew...

By my countin it be the worst gang o murderin cutthroats wot ever set sail!
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Postby Etay on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:29 pm

Arrgh. I wonders.
O rly?
Yarrly!
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:43 am

YARR! It seems I dun missed the avatar wot got everybodys whatever up en sech !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:09 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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