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Arrr... I be a pirate
by You-R-A-Pirate on Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:51 pm
ARRR... Just be postin' to say 'ello and to get to know all ye' pirates
Yar Har Fiddled didy didy
pick up a ho
at 11:30
just knock her out and u get her for free
YOU ARE A PIRATE!!
pick up a ho
at 11:30
just knock her out and u get her for free
YOU ARE A PIRATE!!
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You-R-A-Pirate - Conchigliette Convert
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Advice
by black bart on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:01 am
My advoice ta ye, ye bein a newcomer ta these parts loik...
STAY OFF THE TEA!
STAY OFF THE TEA!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:20 pm
ARR-oha...black bart, as usual, ye speak da troot'..& welcome to yez, You-R-A-Pirate ..& be wary uv da canned "fish-'ead stoo" ye'll see onna shop shelves...stick wit' da "fresh style" @ da Admiral Benbough...(if da fish-'eads eyes aren't blinking at yez, it ain't "fresh style")..oh, and always treat da 
ale wenches nicely..AARRGGHH!!
..& be wary uv da canned "fish-'ead stoo" ye'll see onna shop shelves...stick wit' da "fresh style" @ da Admiral Benbough...(if da fish-'eads eyes aren't blinking at yez, it ain't "fresh style")..oh, and always treat da ale wenches nicely..AARRGGHH!!KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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by anthrobabe on Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:09 pm
Hello and welcome aboard
(I've jus placed a tankard in 'is fist so 'e be all sets for now)
did someone tell 'im where to post firs and all
that managerial stuffs some ofs ye do?
(I've jus placed a tankard in 'is fist so 'e be all sets for now)
did someone tell 'im where to post firs and all
that managerial stuffs some ofs ye do?
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Welcome
by black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:02 am
Arrrgh...I thinks the welcome as frightened im off!
I don't be knowin where I goes wrong sometoims...this Spanish fellar was dragged aboard once...we read im the articles, gave im a bowl of Fish Head Stew, warned im never ta talk in Spanish, gave im his own berth in the bilge, showed im a picture o Cap'n Cronan, made im read all the Far Fetched Annecdotes and told im if he ever drank tea he'd be keel hauled...the blaggard jumped over board in a full hurricane!
I don't be knowin where I goes wrong sometoims...this Spanish fellar was dragged aboard once...we read im the articles, gave im a bowl of Fish Head Stew, warned im never ta talk in Spanish, gave im his own berth in the bilge, showed im a picture o Cap'n Cronan, made im read all the Far Fetched Annecdotes and told im if he ever drank tea he'd be keel hauled...the blaggard jumped over board in a full hurricane!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by walktheplank on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:37 am
arrgh welcome aboard, watch out for that Bart fellow, he'll poison yer crew if yer let him on yer ship. In case yer wandering who I'll be I be the Pirate who wears a wig.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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cocked
by black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:41 am
Arrr..Ye missed all the fun matey...we beat the politics thread into a cocked hat!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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