Arrr... I be a pirate

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Postby You-R-A-Pirate on Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:51 pm

ARRR... Just be postin' to say 'ello and to get to know all ye' pirates

:fsm_yarr:
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Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:26 pm

Arrrghhhh...

Welcome aboard matey. These threads be long evolving, so have yerself a good read before hand. We like a good laugh and a story here, so have fun.
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Advice

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:01 am

My advoice ta ye, ye bein a newcomer ta these parts loik...

STAY OFF THE TEA!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:20 pm

ARR-oha...black bart, as usual, ye speak da troot'..& welcome to yez, You-R-A-Pirate :fsm_yarr: ..& be wary uv da canned "fish-'ead stoo" ye'll see onna shop shelves...stick wit' da "fresh style" @ da Admiral Benbough...(if da fish-'eads eyes aren't blinking at yez, it ain't "fresh style")..oh, and always treat da :worship: ale wenches nicely..AARRGGHH!!
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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:09 pm

Hello and welcome aboard
(I've jus placed a tankard in 'is fist so 'e be all sets for now)

did someone tell 'im where to post firs and all
that managerial stuffs some ofs ye do?
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Welcome

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:02 am

Arrrgh...I thinks the welcome as frightened im off!

I don't be knowin where I goes wrong sometoims...this Spanish fellar was dragged aboard once...we read im the articles, gave im a bowl of Fish Head Stew, warned im never ta talk in Spanish, gave im his own berth in the bilge, showed im a picture o Cap'n Cronan, made im read all the Far Fetched Annecdotes and told im if he ever drank tea he'd be keel hauled...the blaggard jumped over board in a full hurricane!
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Postby walktheplank on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:37 am

arrgh welcome aboard, watch out for that Bart fellow, he'll poison yer crew if yer let him on yer ship. In case yer wandering who I'll be I be the Pirate who wears a wig.
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cocked

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:41 am

Arrr..Ye missed all the fun matey...we beat the politics thread into a cocked hat!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:11 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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