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Postby The Black Spot » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:42 am

Nay, that be the one that holds fifty servin's o' fishhead stew.

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Postby walktheplank » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:04 am

yarr football with round balls is the only proper game of football, not a game played with funny shaped balls, helmets and girly costumes.

Pirates have a foine record at football as their team made the 2006 World Cup Final, see link below.

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic ... &start=330
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Carnage

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:54 am

Arrrrgh...we be banned from playin football after that...twere more carnage than world war 2!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:52 pm

ARR-oha..walktheplank-thanks for the link!! :D more entertainment in that thread than listening to Aussie football on Radio Australia short-wave...(altho, Argentine/Chilean/Uruguayan-style "baloncesto"* is a close 2nd..)



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League

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:57 am

It were exhaustin to write though...so we gave it up after the Champions League 2006.

I suppose we could do the odd exhibition match...Portsmouth Pirates v The Pittsburgh Pirates...just as long as they're prepared for an early death!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:11 pm

ARR-oha..early death, indeed..if yez serves 'em da fish-'ead stoo before da match.. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Clifford » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:27 am

We should support Bristol Rovers - they're "The Pirates" :mrgreen:
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Bristols

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:21 am

Arrrrr...we should definitely support Bristols!
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Postby walktheplank » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:28 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha..walktheplank-thanks for the link!! :D more entertainment in that thread than listening to Aussie football on Radio Australia short-wave...(altho, Argentine/Chilean/Uruguayan-style "baloncesto"* is a close 2nd..)



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yarr writing the football commentaries were good fun, problem was it would take half a day to do them and unlike Black Bart I am expected to do a little work during the day time. The good thing was that each of the main players developed their own character which has fed into other threads. Dave L was a drunk who liked wearing dresses, The Black Spot was an evil bloodthirsty blaggard, Oz Nick had electronic peg legs, Black Bart was basically usless and yours truly wore a wig, could run fast but was also rubbish. Good days.
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Strike

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:51 am

walktheplank wrote:
Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha..walktheplank-thanks for the link!! :D more entertainment in that thread than listening to Aussie football on Radio Australia short-wave...(altho, Argentine/Chilean/Uruguayan-style "baloncesto"* is a close 2nd..)



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unlike Black Bart I am expected to do a little work during the day time. .


Yer on strike yer blaggard, ye aint doin a stitch!
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