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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:35 pm

FSB wrote:I feel/think that the Raiders football team gives Pirates a bad name.
They mock the jolly roger for sure. :(


what do you think? why??


I think you are a spammer.

Oh, wait, you mean the team?

I think football is dumb, so yeah, they mock us....down with football!!!
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Postby Hann's on Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:59 am

football is only good on superbowl sunday
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Postby Hann's on Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:34 am

hahahaha yes the comerical be the best
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:05 am

ARR-oha..the Raiders give American football a bad name..the logo is innocent!! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:49 am

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Postby tanguerra on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:55 am

I don't understand what ye lubbers are blabbin' about? What century be yez from? If it be some form of recreation, my idea of sport be pokin' the prisoners down in the hold with a sharp stick before makin' em beg fer their hard tack.

Don't encourage em Captain Rowan. I think they be spies from Politics!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:05 am

And why do you think they mock the Jolly Roger? What evidence for that do you have? Is it only the Jolly Roger that is being mocked or what it stands for? What does it stand for? When you refer to the Jolly Roger, do you refer to that specific pirate flag, or do you refer to all pirate flags? Do you know how many pirate flags there are, and who each one belonged to? Do you feel that it is unfair that they represent only a single flag? Should they use all pirate flags? Should they use no pirate flags? What reasons do you have to feel the way you do? What logic do you have to back up your assertions? Do you have any credible sources to cite for any of this?
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Postby tanguerra on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:06 am

Yaaar! Captain Rowan. Have at 'em!

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Salt

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:04 pm

Ye've all been at the Salty Water mateys...stick to rum I tells ye!
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Postby The wench on Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:32 pm

the only good football game be the last one of the year, which be the superbowl... I hate football
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Bowl

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:34 am

Superbowl...be that be the one full o Goldfish me hearty?
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:42 am

Nay, that be the one that holds fifty servin's o' fishhead stew.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:04 am

yarr football with round balls is the only proper game of football, not a game played with funny shaped balls, helmets and girly costumes.

Pirates have a foine record at football as their team made the 2006 World Cup Final, see link below.

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Carnage

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:54 am

Arrrrgh...we be banned from playin football after that...twere more carnage than world war 2!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:52 pm

ARR-oha..walktheplank-thanks for the link!! :D more entertainment in that thread than listening to Aussie football on Radio Australia short-wave...(altho, Argentine/Chilean/Uruguayan-style "baloncesto"* is a close 2nd..)



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