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Granpappy

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:53 pm

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha, Saucy Gert..oi kin see w'y bart'd be a noice haddition t' da atmosphere uv da Admiral B..a slightly wobbly, yet semi-alert older gennulman wiv 'is own weapons..(& awake a goodly part o' th' toime, as well!)

['ey, bart, mah bruddah, jus' keedeeng, brah :mrgreen: ]


I hopes ye be refferin ta me Granpappy thar me hearty...he were uproight right ta the end he were...he drank and smoked loik a fish (a smoked fish, loik a kipper I suppose) every day of his loif and swore by it. When he died he still had all is own hair (I tried ta get it off but it were stuck fast) and his last words ta me were: "cough, cough, cough, cough...ye wont get a penny ye Welsh Git...cough, cough, cough...cough, cough, cough..."
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:46 pm

ARR-oha..decrepit or no, 'e's got that wicked hat :worship: .(widdout it, 'e reminds me uv da late, unlamented Rev. Meleander Throckmorton, one uv me an' my croo's skool masters @ Momona ho'owikiwiki (Chubby goes fast..roughly) School...)so, black bart, mah bruddah..no evah lose da hat!! :fsm_yarr:


(wot's up?? oi posted dis 24 Sept...to answer a 25 Sept. post f/ da UK...huh??)...
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
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Stormy

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:23 am

Arrrrrrrrrrr...I don't know what ye all be goin on about...decrepid...I be as fit as a Stradavarius...

Hang on I'm gettin that old rhumatic pain in me good leg...me knees swellin up...arrrrrrr, tis a sign of a storm brewin lads!
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:24 am

Aye Dan, we be worried about Bart's advancin' years.

Jest the other night, 'ee were sittin' in the corner mutterin gibberish, shakin like Knuckle's right hand, an droolin an gibberin'. Our minds were only put at rest after the landlord told us that Bart 'ad drunk twice 'is bodyweight in Captain's Delight.

'Ee still be a decrepit ol' sod though.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:12 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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