Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha, Saucy Gert..oi kin see w'y bart'd be a noice haddition t' da atmosphere uv da Admiral B..a slightly wobbly, yet semi-alert older gennulman wiv 'is own weapons..(& awake a goodly part o' th' toime, as well!)
['ey, bart, mah bruddah, jus' keedeeng, brah]
I hopes ye be refferin ta me Granpappy thar me hearty...he were uproight right ta the end he were...he drank and smoked loik a fish (a smoked fish, loik a kipper I suppose) every day of his loif and swore by it. When he died he still had all is own hair (I tried ta get it off but it were stuck fast) and his last words ta me were: "cough, cough, cough, cough...ye wont get a penny ye Welsh Git...cough, cough, cough...cough, cough, cough..."
.(widdout it, 'e reminds me uv da late, unlamented Rev. Meleander Throckmorton, one uv me an' my croo's skool masters @ Momona ho'owikiwiki (Chubby goes fast..roughly) School...)so, black bart, mah bruddah..no evah lose da hat!! 
