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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:08 am

Mr. Krump what'd ye think oi could get for this antique cannon hole scrubber?
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:23 am

Krump: Fascinating Mr PG, that's the best example of a scrubber we've had on the programme since Auntie Blackbeard called in with her collection of antique razors.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:10 am

i can name all those bones!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:39 am

anthrobabe wrote:i can name all those bones!



You are such a sphenoid head.


And your external occipital protuberance is unbecoming.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:41 am

ah I see you were actually paying attention at least one day in forensic anth class

good job

and you sir have a very small foramen magnum
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:44 am

anthrobabe wrote:ah I see you were actually paying attention at least one day in forensic anth class



Yes, I can knock all your teeth out, put them in a little pile, then tell you where each one should go in your mouth.


The teeth are the hardest.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:39 pm

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:54 pm

black bart wrote:Krump: Fascinating Mr PG, that's the best example of a scrubber we've had on the programme since Auntie Blackbeard called in with her collection of antique razors.


Correction, BB - That be teh best scrubber we've 'ad since Planky's wig!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:32 pm

PirateGuy wrote:
anthrobabe wrote:ah I see you were actually paying attention at least one day in forensic anth class



Yes, I can knock all your teeth out, put them in a little pile, then tell you where each one should go in your mouth.


The teeth are the hardest.


that is why you have a bone manual handy-- saves time stuffin your brain so you can drink more beer---

if you know the meaning of SLTPTTCH-- raise your hand! :wink:
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:49 pm

Teeth aren't as simple as just looking at a bone manual. I once broke my brain trying to three dimensionally turn a tooth too many times.



I don't do hands.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:14 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:
black bart wrote:Krump: Fascinating Mr PG, that's the best example of a scrubber we've had on the programme since Auntie Blackbeard called in with her collection of antique razors.


Correction, BB - That be teh best scrubber we've 'ad since Planky's wig!

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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:39 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Teeth aren't as simple as just looking at a bone manual. I once broke my brain trying to three dimensionally turn a tooth too many times.



I don't do hands.


well duh! hold tooth in hand, hold beer in other, or use beer to hold open bone manual(should have spent the extra few bucks to get the one with a spiral cover idiot), get very- I mean extremely frustrated, throw book over shoulder, pester person studying with you to 'Help pleeeeeeeese',try and pry open someones mouth (who knows it might help to actually look at some in situ), think you have it sided and then look again and probably not, pester unhelpful 'study partner' again, cry a little, take tylenol, when that fails call professor (true story, I swear- and sometimes the prof would even show up and bring more beer-Guiness Stout-- damn it was fun)--and people wonder why I can't spell properly

you should do hands-- some lovers try positions that they can't handle(sltpttch) :mrgreen:
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