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Postby Rainswept on Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:09 am

Not many people have seen this movie, but it's quite good. I want to let Pastafarians know that it has excellent pirates in it! They are captained by Robert Deniro whose character is named Captain Shakespeare (or shake-spear). These pirates have a flying ship and catch lightning to sell (10,000 bolts at a time !!!)
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Postby black bart on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:41 pm

Sounds interesting.

Robert de Niro as a Pirate...could he be as good as Walter Martheau in Roman Polanskis daft "Pirates"?
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Postby tanguerra on Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:00 pm

Har har!

"Be you lookin' at me matey? Be you lookin' at me! Oi sees yer beedy little eye lookin' at me"

Then out he whips his cutlass quick as a flash, like. I'd like ter see that!

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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:08 am

GGGAARRRR...He looks more loik Big Ron than a Pirate!
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Re: Stardust

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:39 am

Rainswept wrote: ...These pirates have a flying ship and catch lightning to sell...


Arrrr...

the cook been puttin' them dodgy mushrooms in the stew again?
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Postby DaveL on Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:51 am

YArrrrrrr...

Oi bet he's sayin':

'Are you talkin to me swab, are you talkin to me?'
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:45 am

Aaargh! That be it! Captain Dave.

"Ye talkin' loike me? Ye talkin lioke me! Have at ye! Ye scurvy swab!" <then he whips out his pistola> "Some day a typhoon will come and clean all these poxy swabs offen the seven seas."
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Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:00 am

Arrrrrrr...will hollywood never learn...Pirates have never had Bronx accents!
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:35 am

I think that be a padded fencin' jacket he be wearin'? Calls hisself a pirate!
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Re: Bronx

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:13 am

black bart wrote:Arrrrrrr...will hollywood never learn...Pirates have never had Bronx accents!


AAARRRRRGH...I just visited the Bronx...I was very, very wrong!
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:08 pm

Did ye locate some of the brethren thar in The Bronx Mr Bart? I hears tell many of them have taken to driving what they call 'taxi cabs' nowaday?
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Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:13 am

Harrrrrr...I'll tell ye a true story lass. Many years ago myself and Walktheplank (he had his own hair then) voyaged together to the distant land o Manhattan. The very first person we hencountered was one o yer Taxi driven Pirate brethren. He were as mad as a March Hair. He drove us from the Port o Kennedy to Ye 5th Avenue and he spent every minute o that journey a tryin ta put the wind up our sails! He didn't have one kindly word to say about the darker skinned villagers of New York, and he even swerved his cab into the side of a yellow skinned driver, narrowly missing him...what a swab! Arrrrrr,by the time he dropped us off in 5th Avenue we were expectin to be mugged there and then! Blaggard!
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:48 pm

Har har! I bet ye did yer own share of muggin' though? Did ye have yer cutlass handy?

What be the plunder like in the Town of Bronx? I bet it be all Made in China mobile phones and the like? Be hard te get rubies and emeralds these days. I think ye need ter be headin' up ter the nearby town of Mahattan fer such items nowaday.
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Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:40 am

Arrrrrrrrr...Me an Plank found a quaint little village named arter a watery part o London Town: Greenwich. They made us welcome thar with good English Ale in 'The Slaughtered Lamb'. I don't know if the Inn will still be thar but if you appen ta be in the village, look it up.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:11 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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