Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha..black bart, mutant flesh-eatin' maggies from da Planet Thatcher, ya? 'n' dey prey onna dole queue refugees wot hadda become pyrates t'survive..
Now why don't ye sit down on yer Hawaian Volcano and write that tale?
You could give it a first person twist...I was that dole queue pirate...the hero could be "Dan (da haole guy) Dare".
It would be too painful for me to write...it's too close to the truth!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.