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Everest

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:43 pm

Sounds like ye be preparin ta climb Everest rather than be a Pirate matey!
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Postby DaveL on Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:09 am

YArrrr...

O'id be addin a codpiece matey. A large fish down yer trousers can impress really the ladies.
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch on Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:43 am

(Slaps forehead) COD !?! THAT'S what I be doin' wrong.
I've been using a minnow !
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Minnow

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:08 pm

Arrrr...could ave been worse matey...lucky it weren't a stickleback!
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Re: Everest

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:39 am

black bart wrote:Sounds like ye be preparin ta climb Everest rather than be a Pirate matey!


Yaaarrr, at least 'e not be preparin' to clim' a pirate!!!

Sorry...

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Re: Minnow

Postby ChowMein on Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:38 am

black bart wrote:Arrrr...could ave been worse matey...lucky it weren't a stickleback!



Luckier still it 'twernt one 'ove dem conduri...
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Re: Minnow

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:35 pm

ChowMein wrote:
black bart wrote:Arrrr...could ave been worse matey...lucky it weren't a stickleback!



Luckier still it 'twernt one 'ove dem conduri...


Arrrgh...is that one o dem nasty fish wot swim up yer...will wonker?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:10 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby black bart on Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:11 am

This weren't a bad thread neither.

Still aint got out o the habit of bangin em over the head first, an then bein romantic!
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:12 am

Aaargh! Treat em mean Captin Bart, works for me.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: date

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:19 am

black bart wrote:Still aint got out o the habit of bangin em over the head first, an then bein romantic!


Wot - the fish, the wenches, or yer will wonker?
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Re: date

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:08 am

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:
black bart wrote:Still aint got out o the habit of bangin em over the head first, an then bein romantic!


Wot - the fish, the wenches, or yer will wonker?

Arr, ye see, oi uses a combination o' all three. Firs, oi gets the wench, uses 'er heid te whack me fish, (a parrotfish, fer that extra piratey charm) then when she's good and confused, oi does show 'er me wonker!

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Re: date

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:35 am

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:
black bart wrote:Still aint got out o the habit of bangin em over the head first, an then bein romantic!


Wot - the fish, the wenches, or yer will wonker?


Arrrgh...they alll gets banged that be's the main thing.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:32 pm

An' roughly, too.

That be the pirate way.

Or is that the prison way?
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:35 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:An' roughly, too.

That be the pirate way.

Or is that the prison way?


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