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Postby tanguerra on Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:26 am

Aaargh! Writing love letters ter wenches in double invisible filtered squid ink. I think I see the problem here gents. Perhaps that be too subtle, particular if the lady in question cannot read.

Yez could try being a bit more direct? There not be a wench who won't respond to being swept off her feet like by a dashin' sea-faring man (well, maybe there be some exceptions...).
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Postby black bart on Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:07 pm

Arrrrrrr...I was swept off me feet once...unfortunately it were by Grape Shot an I still aint got one o me feet back!
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:16 am

I'm sorry t' say that I've been swept offa me feet at least eleventy - three toimes... And always by the wenches...

But never by other blaggards loike meself. Never.
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:55 am

Twas just te other day when I lays me eyes on a pritty lil thing and swept 'er of 'er feet...Unfertunatly I 'ad once again outdone meself with grog, and she wern't such a lil thing after'll. Me back should be straightened out again here n a few trips to the Kireypractitioner or whatnot 'e calls 'imself.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:14 am

What with some of the pirates here looking like a pile of dirt, I wouldn't be surprised if they were swept off their feet by the Aproned Scrubber.
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Postby black bart on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:59 am

Harr, harr harrr...ye has a point thar matey.
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch on Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:13 am

Um....... Is being swept off'n yer feet anything like using a vacuum cleaner on yerself? I've had some experience.......
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:49 pm

Does slidin out a some chairs onta the ground count as anything?



Never did make it ta the werewolf huntin tonight...




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Postby black bart on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:23 am

Dogma's A Bitch wrote:Um....... Is being swept off'n yer feet anything like using a vacuum cleaner on yerself? I've had some experience.......


Have ye met Knuckles O'Shuffle yet?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:20 pm

Me dance partner?

Where be the scallywag now?
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:43 am

If'n I get yer meaning,Bart, I attempted to converse
with Knuckles ..... but with me hook and all.......
Arrrrrr... "twas not a pretty sight.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:20 pm

Dear D Bitch

You can always write to Auntie in strictest confidence for all sorts of advise and remedies of a seafaring type.

I've never received any missives from Knuckles O'Shuffle, I think it's probably because he's too busy ......

....repairing the main sail.
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:44 pm

Dear Auntie

I know this is not strictly your thread, but your response to my latest letter on my love life worries me...what exactly does ye mean by 'No Hoper?'
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:52 pm

yarr Hi Auntie

Can you resolve an issue for me. Was Black Bart anywhere near the Antarctic over the weekend.
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch on Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:42 pm

I need a little help here, I'm new.

In order to be P.C. (Pirately Correct), I have ordered my Full Pirate Regalia. To be safe, I ordered both the Home and Away uniforms and three caps (Home, Away, Home alternate).
I've sent directly to Pittsburgh for my authentic stuff (no knock-offs needed here, thanks).

My question is this..... Does FULL Pirate Regalia include:

1. Cleats?
2. Batting glove and helmet?
3. Jock strap and cup?

Just wondering......
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