look ye lot
ye doin it all wrong
sends me 5 Cronan (sterling) and oil sends ye the Gert book o lovin on the high seas
that'll set ye roight
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."