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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:40 am

ARR-oha..wen alla pillagin' 'n' wenchin' 'n' divers pyratickal acts wut we get up to are ovah..('n' after a few rounds at da Admiral Benbough..) wouldn't it be nize ta sorta re-leeve a bit o' stress wit' a brief stop at Cap'n Dan (da h'oly guy)'s "feel-mo'bettah-confeshun-booth"?..o' coarse it would, mah bredren 'n' cistern uv da coast! & who bettah t' lissen t' yer feckless deeds than anudda bruddah pyrate, eh? so, if'n yez would, pliz t' stop a while at da booth...we bot' go feel mo' bettah for it, yunno...

(BONUS: da Portsmouth "Old Bill" cannae read so well---yer sins 'n' transgressions are safe wit' me..honest!)
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:08 am

Fadder Dan , ummm...uh...well...Uh stole uh borrowd Barts keg ove rum , den later I tole him Calico Jack dunnit , soze me Bart en Davey st... borrowd Jack's keg . Wile day be dippin into it good I wint an rowd aweigh wid Davey's keg .

Soze I got too kegs an a foo tankerds frum Jack's stash .

I'll try harder tomorra .
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Postby DaveL on Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:59 am

YArrrr...

Dan. Oi can see you and E.Raser gettin' on just great.

Yes Oi'd be glad to confess me sins to yer matey. I've got quite a few indiscretions Oi needs to get off me chest.

How long haves yer got?
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:39 am

ARR-oha, mah waywARRRd bredren..DaveL--time? dunno, pillagin' be kinda slow abaht now & i gots da h'oly meal (Spag 'n' Spam) cookin' inna beeg pot so relax mah bruddah 'n' release dat innah turmoil..no shame!

CM--2 kegs 'n' a cuppla tankARRds?? ya sure yez no wanna post onna "kiddies'" thread?? onna "Weeping Pustule" da kine akshun iz jus' good, clean fun..oi knowz yez goona ree-toin da kegs (empty..ree-sickle!!) & da tankARRds wuz prolly yerz once anyway (Calico Jack's a bit fergetful wen 'e visits us, too..took 'ome a cabin boy anna cannon 1 toime..we gottem back, but da cabin boy was a bit worse fer wear)..so, sack up an' no be shy, mah bruddah..wot's reely goin' on witchu??

while oi'm awaitin' yer replies, i go put more Vegemite inna sauce..yum!
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Postby anthrobabe on Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:42 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Dan. Oi can see you and E.Raser gettin' on just great.

Yes Oi'd be glad to confess me sins to yer matey. I've got quite a few indiscretions Oi needs to get off me chest.

How long haves yer got?


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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:49 am

ARR-oha, Ms. Pettigrew..oi sees ya got innah turmoils, too..(wen i go put da aloha shirt on back'ards 'n' it get too tight ARRound da neck, oi get visions..)..da las' comment en yer post sez it all.."i lies a bit meself", fo' reals...but wit' who an'/or w'y?? inner calm 'n' sereni-tee be waitin' f' yez if ya jus' access da "kiddy-wench wit'-in", ya? [yer rep at da Admiral Benbough no get soilt by dis, neitha..youse will allus be "Pert Gert the Dangerous Flirt" t' da denizens of da pub..]..

help an' a heapin' bowl uv "Spag 'n' Spam(wit' Vegemite!)" waits patiently f' yer reply..Dan (dhg)..
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:02 am

pssst...Fadder Dan...it wuz me dun put ichy powdur inna Capt Davey's knickers on es wedding day... i'll try poisan ivy next toime
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:18 pm

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha, Ms. Pettigrew..oi sees ya got innah turmoils, too..(wen i go put da aloha shirt on back'ards 'n' it get too tight ARRound da neck, oi get visions..)..da las' comment en yer post sez it all.."i lies a bit meself", fo' reals...but wit' who an'/or w'y?? inner calm 'n' sereni-tee be waitin' f' yez if ya jus' access da "kiddy-wench wit'-in", ya? [yer rep at da Admiral Benbough no get soilt by dis, neitha..youse will allus be "Pert Gert the Dangerous Flirt" t' da denizens of da pub..]..

help an' a heapin' bowl uv "Spag 'n' Spam(wit' Vegemite!)" waits patiently f' yer reply..Dan (dhg)..



ye kin keep the vegemite--- i ain't a australia wench- but oive ad some fun there :mrgreen:

till later I be
saucy get pettigrew, head ale wench a the admiral benbow aka pert gert the dangerous flirt-- i likes it, its a rimin an all.
boy me name is getin longish(i bets all poirates wishes they had longish ummm stuff)

wots this ere thread about anyway?
OH-- fessin up,
ummmmm lets see
i fesses up to bein tha one whats been sneeking round the benbow after hours and sneakin up on sleepin poirates jus to hears em scream like little gals when I tickles em wif tha hook i stolt offin capn Cronin
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:33 pm

anthrobabe wrote:
wots this ere thread about anyway?
OH-- fessin up,
ummmmm lets see
i fesses up to bein tha one whats been sneeking round the benbow after hours and sneakin up on sleepin poirates jus to hears em scream like little gals when I tickles em wif tha hook i stolt offin capn Cronin



DAT WUZ YOU !
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:42 am

ARR-oha..ChowMein, mah bruddah--itcheen powdah, ya? oi gots hit on good hevidense 'at Davey weren't wearin' knickers on 'is weddin' day..oi 'spec ya sprinkled dat stuff inna couple his spare wrinkles..so, no shame (weel, udda than havin' bin up (way too) close & perkonel wit' Davey's..ummm..wrinkles..)

onna udder han', Ms Pettigrew..oi mus' say oi'm shocked 'n' saddened by yer blatant spookin' uv uddawise blameless unconscious pyrates..oi'm saddened cuz wut ya fought was Cap'n Cronan's hook is (oi've goddit on good hathorhity..fo' reals!) 'is extra prosthetic nose..dem dekko-rative curly fings onna "handle"?? yup, prosthetic nose-hairs..& oi'm shocked dat da crew 'n' i uv "Weeping Pustule" apparently hev been "vio-nostri-lated"..we feel so used....fer penance, ya cannae water da grog inna Admiral B fer a week..(harsh? yes..but nex' time ye'll fink twice abaht sticking Cronan's nose inta places it no bee-long..)
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Postby ChowMein on Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:58 pm

pssst....Fadder Dan....Dis bin on me mine fur a long spell....I dun shot J.R. Ewing on his ranch a cuppa decades ago...wood ya tell em i be surry ?
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:53 pm

ARR-oha..ya popped a cap in ol' JR, eh..well, 'at's not so bad, rilly..HEY!! WAYDAMINNIT!! you shot an ex-astronaut, ya great, lumberin' goof!! wot wuz yer finkin' innat wee, tiny skull uv yerz??

oooh, oi dunno abaht dis....JR wasnae sich a sturrlin' eggsample uv da 'uman condeeshun..but he stARRted out onna telly as a astronaut wid a scantily-clad g/f (hight Jennie uv Eden er summat..)..so, i be da h'oly guy wot kin call da ranch 'n' let 'em know ye bee rilly, toadally, mega-sorry abaht fraggin' JR..but, if MIB stARRt showin' up atcher Portsmouth berth 'n' wanna "interview" ya abaht a slightly-dented ex-astronaut..weel, oi fink oi'd be elsew'ere..(& not at da Admiral B, neither..foist place dey'll look fer ye..)..i hears Borneo be ravver noice this toime uv year..

send us a postcARRd wen yez ARRives, ya?
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:40 am

Pssst...Fadder Dan....lass nite I sneeked inta Madame Fifi's en poit wee holes en alla balloonz
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:10 am

ARR-oha..oh, ChowMein, mah confuzed bruddah..yez shud be con-granulated f' yer efforts...gots t' 'ave wee holes in balloons, uddawise da wee no can leave 'n' da balloon ovahfillup 'n' moight pop..sendin' dampness whizzin' abaht da place..

on yer nex' nightly-creep t' da environs uv Madame Fifi's..wudja arsk da lovely an' injean..ingenu..creative young lady name uv Sue jus' when oi moight be gettin' my glue-pot back? (she borrowed it when we wuz in Limerick togeddah onna "save 'em or screw 'em" junket..)...fang ya kin'ly..
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Postby black bart on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:16 am

ChowMein wrote:Pssst...Fadder Dan....lass nite I sneeked inta Madame Fifi's en poit wee holes en alla balloonz


It tweren't her ballons ye put holes in ye daft bugger...

Now alf of Madame Fifi's gals are up the duff!!!
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