Pirates vs. Ninjas: An objective look

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Pirates vs. Ninjas: An objective look

Postby brodieboy on Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:09 am

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A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
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Postby Pachyderm on Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:59 am

No bleedin' robot will beat this pirate.

Oi 'as animal cunnin', see. An' a AAARRGGHHH 9001, wif all the trimmins.

Can a robot survive a bowl o' Barties' stoo?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:16 pm

As always, Ninja Pirates win.
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Postby Deck Hand Sharkchum on Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:03 pm

Bah to yer ninjas!!!!
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Postby Etay on Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:08 pm

Me theory:

Pirate + Ninja + 1 = Robot

Arr. I be Mathematical.
O rly?
Yarrly!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:20 am

ARR-oha..Etay, duz ya not mean "ARRRithmetical"?.."math" reminds me o' "bath" & i don' want one!!

'n' be wARRy o' theories..(remember Pyrate Health Hint #XIV:no brain, no headache*..)



(*hangovARRRs be da 'xception, o' course!)
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:34 am

Aaarrgh, I'd like to see one o' dem mathematical ninjas win an argument with Ol Toothless Kate. She has a bag o dirty tricks that none o' them buggers would have any retalliation fer wit all their fancy shmancy oriental trixy ways.

Kickin' in the goulies were only the first one she learned age of four, followed by strichnine poisonin', real estate fraud and the ol' silent garottin' technique wiv piano wire above the bog (taught her by my granny, may she rest in peace). She moves more silent than her cat, Satan, when she's a mind to.

Ninjas! Bah! Phewy!
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby OZ_Nick on Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:34 am

Yarrr! Enny o' them pajama wearing sissy boys comes near hear he'll find out jest 'ow sharp me wit is, and me cutlass...
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:09 pm

ARR-oha..YARRR! not on'y iz us pyrates 'way mo' stylish 'n' devastin'ly att-waktive :mrgreen: we gots pARRGHots 'n' (probly) terminal body odour..it be hARRd t'sneak up onna pyrate wen you hackin' 'n' wheezin' fo' breath!
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Postby Quasarstrider on Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:13 am

You started well.
But you are leaning towards the easier and more seductive dark side.
Hell is paved with good intentions.

I usually see this way of thinking in people who feel their body is weak and they feel trapped in it. Is anyone actually trying to kill you right now?

Please do not build yourself a monster. True power comes from the human mind and body.

Technology is a mere extension. If you feel weak right now, use stealth and cunning like a ninja. A pirate knows how to thrust and parry with his sword. Find your sword.

Some ninjas prefer infrared optics rather than relying just on their eyes. Some blindfold themselves so they can train their ears to listen better. They change camouflage to match the terrain.

Please do not create the Terminator or Alien.

Think powered body armor rather than cybernetics.

Think Halo and Starship Troopers.
Think the Predator.

Parrots can go berserk and out of control. A clever pirate chooses a small parrot, rather than a huge parrot which can gouge his remaining eye off. An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind.
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Postby muffinmonkey on Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:23 am

WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?

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Robots and Ninjas and everything apart from Pirates are Infidel scum

Only the Piratical beings are Touched by his Noodly Appendage

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Confused

Postby black bart on Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:39 pm

Quasastrider...are ye Confucius in earthly form?

Or are ye just Confused?
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Postby tanguerra on Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:45 pm

Arrr. I think Master Quasar may have been smoking a couple too many of them fancy new-fangled cigars from Americkay, praps a hogs head of rum more than might be considered wise, even by myself.

Please do not create the Terminator or Alien. Think powered body armor rather than cybernetics


Be this the King's English wot ye be speakin Master Quasar? Explain yeself.
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:35 am

Give im some credit tho me hearty...thar be some merrit in the use o stealth. I always makes sure me 'Press Gangers' wait fer a bloke ta be really drunk afore they clubs im over the head.
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Re: Confused

Postby Quasarstrider on Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:26 pm

black bart wrote:Quasastrider...are ye Confucius in earthly form?

Or are ye just Confused?


I believe Confucious said one should not harm the smallest insect.

I smash mosquitos with my hands. I have a fly swatter and bug spray.
I hate the bloodsucking leeches on wings. If I wanted a vaccine, I would have gone to the doctor. Stupid carriers of malaria and dengue fever.

Oh, and the doctor looks nicer.
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