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Postby black bart on Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:41 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Aaarghh, Black Bart, ye may be a deck-swabbin' rummy, but ye be roight.

Oi'll take me...shots... as soon as oi duz retrieve the rest of me treasure from the tree four steps north of Mme Fifi's.
Oi duz thank ye. Oi 'ave seen the error of me ways.

Aargh! Little duz 'e know, oi hid a bomb in tharrgghh chest! He'll go a lookin' and be blown te smithereens! Wait, is this thing still on?...


Right then lads...ere's the plan:

The treasure be hid to the North o Madame Fifi. All we has ta do is follow Madame F until she stops, then dig an hole to the North of her...ha harr...the rum will flow ternight!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:07 am

She duz 'ave a land divishin, it's called Madame Fifi's Landlubber's Paradise*
Whoy don't ye go look tharr?


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Pies

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:10 am

I has drawn up a map from yer hinstrukshuns. Tis a bit confusin cos thar be an X and over the other side wot looks loik a pile of pies!

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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:12 am

Oi be confused as to wot sigmafies Madame Fifi?
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Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:20 am

Arrrrr...she be on holiday at the moment...at her island retreat in the Seychelles. Madame Fifi sends this luverly postcard to all her clients:

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Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:24 pm

YArrrr...

It looks like the head of a blowfly. I didn't know Mde Fifi was a prized maggot breeder :wink:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:38 pm

Mite I git wun ove doze in pink ?
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Postby black bart on Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:37 am

Ye've already got pink nuts yer blaggard!
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Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:54 am

Oi though that's what bobsled riders got at the Winter Olympics when their brakes failed :?
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Re: Pies

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:05 am

black bart wrote:I has drawn up a map from yer hinstrukshuns. Tis a bit confusin cos thar be an X and over the other side wot looks loik a pile of pies!

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Yarr, that be the lost pile o' pies of Blackbeard! Oi'm amazed that ye have discovered that, Bartie boy! Oi'm gonna steal that map an' find me them pies.
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Postby DaveL on Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:59 am

YArrrrr...

Isn't it bleedin obvious where the treasure is? It's on the eastern side of the island, near the airport runway.

YArrrr...Oi didn't realise galleons could travel on land.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:46 am

Yarrgh, 'aven't ye seen the "You Are A Pirate" filmy clippsy? Their galleon 'as wheelies!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:38 am

YArrrr...

Why do pirates always bury their treasure in the middle of international airports?
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Runway

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:57 am

Arrrrgh...Have ye ever tried diggin an hole in the middle o the main runway at Heathrow?

Ye has to be mighty quick wiv a spade!
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Postby The-evil-bucket on Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:35 pm

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Why do pirates always bury their treasure in the middle of international airports?


ARRRRRR

Well most rental car places don't serve pirates, so they like to fly in and grab thARR booty.
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