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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:56 pm

ARR-oha..black bart, inna name uv all dats "haole", yez gotta feed Quentin more fish-'ead stoo*..sounds loike 'e needs a bit uv plumpin' up and it'll put da bloom back in 'is cheeks, fo' realz! :fsm_yarr:


*spicy weevil garnee would be a nice addition to the "goup d'jour"
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Postby DaveL on Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:04 pm

YArrrr...

Just keep him away from the apricots. Otherwise gettin your hair blow dried could take on a new dimension.
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Postby black bart on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:43 am

Arrrrrrr....Quentin be missin Ol Walktheplank, he loiks ta trim his wigs fer him when Planky be preparin himself for a special hoccashun. It always makes me larf when Quentin turns on the blow dryer full force an Planky's wig goes out the porthole! Suits you sir!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:51 pm

YArrrr...

Oi told be cabin boy, if he picked his nose again, his face would cave in. Problem is, he already has a face like a major landslide!
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Postby black bart on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:56 pm

Arrr my crew became so starved once they were reduced ta drinkin their own urine and pickin their noses to survive!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:49 pm

Aargh, that be nothin'! Once, me an' me lads ran out o' urine and snot, so we 'ad to eat our own sphincters!

One of the lowest days o' me loife, it twas.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:11 am

YArrrr...

Capn Turtlehead, Oi think it's time ye had some shore leave matey. Go get yerself a nice feed of Woodlice at Mag-Donalds.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:06 am

Aargh DaveL. Me ships bin' in dry docks for a week now. I loike the maggots dey serve more than the woodloice though.
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:22 pm

Dear Capn Turtlehead--- tha dock master called- ye ship is ready-- so pay up at the desk and move it out buster. I needs to clean ye room and soons as ye be gone I kin raise tha rent again. We really need more rental rooms upstairs at the benbow.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:43 am

Yaaarghh! Hooray!

Oi thankee you Saucy Gert Pettigrew, and here is yer small purse of moneys.
And now I be robbin' ye. That small purse o' moneys should do.

An' now I be off to plunder yon high seas! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:00 am

Hang on matey...has ye had yer injections?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:19 pm

AArrrrgGggGggggGGGhhhhh!

Anybody who menshins tat word whoile I be here will get a roight kickin' up the benbow! An' then i'll make sausage inna bun wif ye intestines! AArrgghh!
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Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:30 am

Arrgh...come on now matey, Auntie be roight. Ye could end up wiv spots and boils alll over yer crew...taint a pretty sight. Look at me crew mate wot never went ta the dentist loik I told him:

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Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:04 am

Goodness, what an ugly set of earings that bloke has!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:16 am

Aaarghh, Black Bart, ye may be a deck-swabbin' rummy, but ye be roight.

Oi'll take me...shots... as soon as oi duz retrieve the rest of me treasure from the tree four steps north of Mme Fifi's.
Oi duz thank ye. Oi 'ave seen the error of me ways.

Aargh! Little duz 'e know, oi hid a bomb in tharrgghh chest! He'll go a lookin' and be blown te smithereens! Wait, is this thing still on?...
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