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DaveL wrote:McBlaggards - A ubiquitous fast food restaurant chain frequented by children and teenager pirates, with a sail through section.
Each 'Angry Meal' comes with toy weapon to collect. The signature burger is the weevil invested 'Big Weev', while seafood lovers can enjoy a 'Fillet O'Mermaid'.
Famed for their signature saying 'Would you like Flys with that?'
DaveL wrote:Pir-gerian Mail Scam: A bunch of wacko Pirates from Africa's west coast who claim to be government representatives, wanting to deposit large sums of buried treasure in yer bank account. In fact they be only after your buried treasure.
Usually looks summit like this:
I AM THE SON OF A VERY IMPORTANT WEST AFRICAN PIRATE DIGNITARY (yaaar). I HAVE A BIG BURIED TREASURE WHICH I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU, GOD BLESS.
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND OI WOULD LOVE TO DEPOSIT THIS LARGE FORTUNE IN YOUR BANK OF PORTSMOUTH ACCOUNT, (GROVEL, GROVEL).
COULD OI PLEASE HAVE YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS AND PASSWORDS, SO OI CAN MAKE THIS MOST VITAL TRANSACTION, (BEG, BEG)?
YOURS SINCERELY AND GOD BLESS,
CAPN OBUJIGWE OBASANDRO (yo ho ho and a bottle of Pir-gerian Moonshine)
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