by walktheplank on Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:17 am
In the Glossary at the back of the dictionary, is the Who's Who of Portsmouth Pirates, so far only 4 Pirates are listed as follows:-
Black Bart - The inventor of Fish Head Stew which has caused more deaths than The Black Spot's cutlass.
The Black Spot - Evil Ugly Beast of a man, will throw his Granny overboard for a rusty dubloon lying on the deck.
Dave L - The first Pirate to pillage the colonies, likes dressing in Pink
Walk the Plank - Total Coward, inept sailor, navigator and useless with the wenches, not sure how he became a Pirate in the first place.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.