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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:38 am

Big Ron = Incredibly flatulent man who owns a butcher's shop in Portsmouth.

Big Brian / Bustling Brian = Dodgy plumber in the Portsmouth area. Charges a fortune for doing half-arsed jobs using rubbish materials.

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Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:43 am

Constable Timmins = A elderly police constable with a penchant for phallic looking vegetables. Has been caught in several Portsmouth gardens, comparing zucchini sizes.
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Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:01 am

Tiddles - DaveL's former bilge ratting ginger cat. Went satanic, mutineered and took over his ship. DaveL seldomly mentions his former puss coz of despair.

The Arghhhh 9000 - A sporty galleon, also owned by DaveL. Often seen on Portsmouth Harbour doing 'burnouts' & three-sixties'. The complete boys toy, likely to incite 'Galleon Envy'.

Honest John O'Grady - Portsmouth's most shifty used galleon salesmen. Went broke when the Porstmouth Pirates stole his consignment of Arghhh 9000's. Now selling used rowboats.
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Postby The Black Spot » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:16 am

Cap'n Cronan = The stuff of legends. The terror of the sea. There are many, many posts about this fearsome character, but a short biography can be found here: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4919&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30
(second post from the top)

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Re: Gummy

Postby E.Raser two » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:06 pm

black bart wrote:Nun of Dresden = 14th Century pastafarian Nun


18th century pastafarian nun.
1680-1706. Eldha or Elga
but messages are only from 1700 to 1706.

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Postby ChowMein » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:33 pm

!!!!!!! GRAND ADMIRAL ERaser !!! WHERE HAS YE BEEN !?!

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Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:11 pm

The Dark Avenger - A purple caped crusader, who vowed to rid Portsmouth of all Pirates and its vice. He met an unfortunate accident, running into The Black Spot & Co. (??) in a dark alley. Now walks with a funny gait, following the removal of a large object from his bottom. Recently out of hospital with a new side kick. His quest continues.

Hackles The Rescue Dog - the loveable servant has been responsible for countless rescues in Portsmouth Harbour. His dedication to the cause resulted in Hackles missing out on a few ..erm..doggy pleasures. Following his recent retirement Hackles spent several months 'missing in action' catching up.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:41 am

ARR-oha..TEREDO FLAMBE:wots ya get wen ya burns an ol' hulk t' da water-line:a squshy icky worm wot eats da ship wen become a crispy icky snack wot eats yer stummick linin'..but it do improve da taste uv da feesh-head stewe (but so does potash & wormwood..)

AUE! no can define so good inna King's English..but black bart ast fo' da woid be put inna dickshunarry..ChowMein, mah bruddah, you good wit' woids..pliz help wit' definin' , ya?
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Re: Gummy

Postby black bart » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:08 am

E.Raser two wrote:
black bart wrote:Nun of Dresden = 14th Century pastafarian Nun


18th century pastafarian nun.
1680-1706. Eldha or Elga
but messages are only from 1700 to 1706.


I stand corrected.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby ChowMein » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:03 pm

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha..TEREDO FLAMBE:wots ya get wen ya burns an ol' hulk t' da water-line:a squshy icky worm wot eats da ship wen become a crispy icky snack wot eats yer stummick linin'..but it do improve da taste uv da feesh-head stewe (but so does potash & wormwood..)

AUE! no can define so good inna King's English..but black bart ast fo' da woid be put inna dickshunarry..ChowMein, mah bruddah, you good wit' woids..pliz help wit' definin' , ya?



Eye eye ! Capin Dan ! ( the holy guy ) . Ahh not be shore whut woid ye be refferin soze Im gunna go thru as meny misspellin as ah ken till i gettem all ....alut like that guy dat goes around da univoise insulting everybody wunce ( but got Arthur Dent twice).

Eye , ay , aye , ey= I , eye , yes

missherbull = miserable , miss her bull

brahver , bradduh , brahv , Brah= brethren , brother

woid= word

pleez , pliz , pleaz = please , pleas

stummick = stomach , yer belly

Arr oha= Aloha = hello , goodbye

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Re: Gummy

Postby ChowMein » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:08 pm

black bart wrote:
E.Raser two wrote:
black bart wrote:Nun of Dresden = 14th Century pastafarian Nun


18th century pastafarian nun.
1680-1706. Eldha or Elga
but messages are only from 1700 to 1706.


I stand corrected.


Yarr ! Tis guud ta sea da Grand Admiral be ah kepin an eye onna fleet .

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Re: Gummy

Postby The Black Spot » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:25 pm

E.Raser two wrote:18th century pastafarian nun.
1680-1706. Eldha or Elga
but messages are only from 1700 to 1706.


Arrr... 'tis good to see ye again, E.

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:36 pm

ARR-oha..AARRGGHH! (snort, pweet, thpbbt..)..ahem, it seems i've been possessed by a pedantosaurus verbiosus..TEREDO FLAMBE: teredo worms lightly braised in freshly-made ship'swood charcoal until crunchy..partaking to excess (something pirates are prone to even when on their best behaviour) will lead to gastic distress and instances of regrettable intestinal unrest followed by explosive elimination episodes..the upside of all this nastiness is T.F. does have a somewhat mitigating effect on "fish-head stewe"..i do hope this will enlighten and amuse..& now i must take my leave-Zankou 2.0 has a punctuation crisis..

(snort, pweet, thpbbt..) AARRGGHH! oi'm back..wudda ARRR-ful eggs-perience! me 'ead's still spinnin'.. where's da rum???
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..

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Postby ChowMein » Sun Aug 05, 2007 3:05 am

Yarr ! Capt Dan , We got da rigginul wun..... whut wuz dat mass ? :fsm_rock:

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Postby E.Raser two » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:00 am

ChowMein wrote:!!!!!!! GRAND ADMIRAL ERaser !!! WHERE HAS YE BEEN !?!


Have lost the access when I was prisoner of Stapphilococcus Aureus
which impeded the reincarnation of the wound.
Have lost the computer for two months , so now I am the reincarnation of Grand Admiral in a new sailor.
September 1th, 2007 , according to new rules, I will ask to Pekin's Government homologation and revision of the vehicle as one of reincarnation of Buddha.
If they do not approve of it :mrgreen: I will be an illegal reincarnation with Government's letter :mrgreen:
That is the firts official document of a modern pirate :mrgreen:
What a hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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