McTavished---- whot pirates say after a night wif ol Brenda-- "oi been mctavished" they says.
O'Hared--- hinter changeable wif McTavished.
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."