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Taichi Award

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:05 am

DaveL wrote:Taichi Award: An annual award given to the biggest goose on the pirate forum. Is extremely hard to win, but such feats to win the award include:

* Not reading the Continuous Salty Tale in it's entirety;
* Not understanding Playbilge or its contents;
* Claiming superior knowledge to other pirates;
* Mentioning dancing skeletons and green potatoes in every post;
* Writing in large green letters they can't understand the other threads;
* Self policing and self moderating threads, which noone bothers reading;
* Sending PM's to other pirates, indicating it's their turn to post, regardless of what timezone they are in.

Following consensus, the winner is announced and stickied at the top of the pirate forum, where they will be heckled with questions until their ears eyes and noses bleed.

Past Winners:

2006 Taichi
2007 FSB


Arrrgh...we aint got any candidates for 2008...

But it's early days yet!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:54 am

I dun fit anny of those catergories.
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Postby tanguerra on Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:15 pm

Booby (Blue Footed):
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Worshipped by many of the pirate brethren, particularly those of Polynesian extraction.
Aaarrrrgggh!

Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:05 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby DaveL on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:58 pm

Eunice O'Hare: Another Big Girl graduate from Playbilge stable. Has formed an intense rivalry with Brenda McTavish for the title for hottest and heaviest in Portsmouth.

Recently tabled plans for a debut album 'Pegleg Hiphop' to rival Brenda's Sea Shanty record. Has undercut Brenda's appeal using modern technology, such as downloadable mp3s.

Has appeal with the younger generation of pirates and has recently started her own Wartyfacebook page, which has recieved more hits than Barts galleon in a sea battle.
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Mummocked

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:19 am

Arrrr...it's turned up again, the long lost Pirate Dictionary.

Mummocked = Annoyed or Miffed

eg:

Arrrrrr...I be well mummocked, me crew sent me out on rowin boat ta check the caulkin...an when I got back they'd drunk all the rum.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:32 am

Roight Pished = Cap'n Turtlehead an' Black Bart's only state o' bein'.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:45 am

Litterit = Is can reed & rite


(cat is tink dis good term 'cause rited stuff like litter-box; wen it clean & fresh, it wunnerful thing, but most is just full ov skite)
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Postby Griffin on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:15 pm

Nutache pain in the 'ead from readin' pirate
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.
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Cronanitis

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:40 am

Cronanitis:Obsession with Boy bands and Belgian beer.
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:45 am

Mutineering - a time honoured profession. Good for the soul, especially if it's a nice galleon you be pinchin!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:37 am

Healthee: Sumfin ye dun git iffen ye keep yer scurvy!

Aargh, ye be no' a pirate if ye dun have scurvy!
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Postby Tiddles the Evil on Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:09 am

Here's the complete guide to Cat Lingo, if you wish to converse

http://www.geocities.com/catwhiskasplace/meows.html

Gak-ak-ak

Got it out. I'm all good now!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:06 am

That be a roight thotful link, Tiddles, but hit be missin one ov thee favorite worrrds ov Dom thee Danger Cat: PDR-drdrowwwne?

( The initial PDR be one quick sillabull, then a drop to thee trill an starrrt ov the "ow", then roising to end in a kweschun, loike. )

This be a worrrd he sais alla toime, wivout hany cleare conneckshun to wot be 'appenin haround 'im. Hany loight ye can shed on translashun will be moste welcome.

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Postby DaveL on Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:18 am

YArrrrr...

Just as long as Tiddles doesn't say

RAOWWWWW

Oi thinks we be pretty safe.
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