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Postby tanguerra on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:42 am

Yaaar! I'd be fer boxin' their ears, but they be so wet behind 'em, the cardboard would get all soggy.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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King's Hinglish

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:10 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:ESSAY QUESTION:

Ye find a couple of new swabbies stumbling over storylines and getting them tangled up while wandering through the Continuous Salty Tale. What do you do?


Arrrrrrrr, fer once ye be talkin the King's Hinglish matey...I think we needs ta run em through...either that or just ignore the blaggards loik what i just did! A ggod guide be:

a. Re-introduce the deaf nurse
b. Re-introduce Pirgella's Wobbly Blancmanges
c. Mention a Constable or Big Ron's sausages
d. Re-hintroduce some Cockney Rhymin slang
e. All of the above
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:39 pm

ye discover one of yer crew is from Oz, do ye

1) Shove another Steak on the barbie.

2) Hide the newspapers so he doesn't find out about even more Aussie sporting glories.

3) Buy him a telly so the sad blaggard can watch Home and Away in his quarters.

4) Buy him a frilly pink dress
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Ashes

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:59 pm

Ye be an Oz Pirate and a Pommy Git Pirate turns up on yer shores, does ye:

a. Chuck im on the Barbie, sayin "I'll remind ye about the ashes ye Pommy Blighter

b. Force im ter listen ta Rolf Harris singin "Stairway to Heaven".

c. Make im face a couple of balls from Shane Warne.

d. Get im to tell one of his Long Winded tales at the Wagga Wagga Working Men's Club
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:12 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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