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by tanguerra on Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:42 am
Yaaar! I'd be fer boxin' their ears, but they be so wet behind 'em, the cardboard would get all soggy.
Aaarrrrgggh!
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King's Hinglish
by black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:10 pm
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:ESSAY QUESTION:
Ye find a couple of new swabbies stumbling over storylines and getting them tangled up while wandering through the Continuous Salty Tale. What do you do?
Arrrrrrrr, fer once ye be talkin the King's Hinglish matey...I think we needs ta run em through...either that or just ignore the blaggards loik what i just did! A ggod guide be:
a. Re-introduce the deaf nurse
b. Re-introduce Pirgella's Wobbly Blancmanges
c. Mention a Constable or Big Ron's sausages
d. Re-hintroduce some Cockney Rhymin slang
e. All of the above
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by walktheplank on Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:39 pm
ye discover one of yer crew is from Oz, do ye
1) Shove another Steak on the barbie.
2) Hide the newspapers so he doesn't find out about even more Aussie sporting glories.
3) Buy him a telly so the sad blaggard can watch Home and Away in his quarters.
4) Buy him a frilly pink dress
1) Shove another Steak on the barbie.
2) Hide the newspapers so he doesn't find out about even more Aussie sporting glories.
3) Buy him a telly so the sad blaggard can watch Home and Away in his quarters.
4) Buy him a frilly pink dress
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Ashes
by black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:59 pm
Ye be an Oz Pirate and a Pommy Git Pirate turns up on yer shores, does ye:
a. Chuck im on the Barbie, sayin "I'll remind ye about the ashes ye Pommy Blighter
b. Force im ter listen ta Rolf Harris singin "Stairway to Heaven".
c. Make im face a couple of balls from Shane Warne.
d. Get im to tell one of his Long Winded tales at the Wagga Wagga Working Men's Club
a. Chuck im on the Barbie, sayin "I'll remind ye about the ashes ye Pommy Blighter
b. Force im ter listen ta Rolf Harris singin "Stairway to Heaven".
c. Make im face a couple of balls from Shane Warne.
d. Get im to tell one of his Long Winded tales at the Wagga Wagga Working Men's Club
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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