You ask for tea at the Scurvy Dog, but are presented with a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
a. slaughter the bugger who served it to you?
b. slaughter the cabin boy who went to fetch the tea?
c. slaughter everyone in the tavern in a fit of pique?
d. refer to the Rev. Rowan Redbeard's timeless epistle: How to brew tea with a portable teapot.
e. laugh and order Captain's Delight XO because you are a silly bugger who doesn't understand the wonderful properties of real tea?
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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