Yaaarr! Could be he be a Yank posing as a Canadian? Possibly also a Celestial posing as a Yank posing as a Canadian? Never underestimate the deviousness of the pirate mind.
Ended up in the local brig for three days, after too much Rye Whisky and an incident involving an outdated pistol...
Well, there be yer first two problems matey
a) why drink whisky when there be perfectly good rum available? and
b) never, ever, goes anywhere with a weapon which be not in perfect working order, particularly if ye're going to pull it out and wave it about.
Tis a sure way to get yerself into an embarassing predicament.
Still, we got to admire enthusiasm in a young brigand. Har har!