There was an Aussie Pirate, a Welsh Pirate and an English Pirate stranded on a lifeboat surrounded by sharks. What would each of them do.
The Aussie Pirate reached for some beers from the cooler and passed them to the English Pirate and the Welsh Pirate, who cares what happened next.
The Welsh Pirate threw out lumps of Fish Head Stew and poisoned the sharks and they all escaped.
The English Pirate threw the Welsh Pirate to the sharks and in the melee that ensued the Aussie Pirate and the English Pirate escaped.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.