Pirate Word Association Game

[black bart]

Wiv me telescope, I can see fer miles an miles an miles...

[pieces o'nine]

Please allow me t' innerduece meself
Oi be a cap'n ov wealf an tayste

[black bart]

Arrrr I be a Canon Ball Wizard I has got such a supple hook

[DaveL]

Prostitute, me for him...
Prostitute your rum for gin...
Prostitute you for a gun...
At least O'ill by pillaging done...

[pieces o'nine]

Weevils arrrgh straynge wen yer a straynger
Maggots look ugly wen yer alone
Wenches seame wicked wen yer a Walrus
Streets arrrgh uneven wen wer down

[black bart]

There's a Pirate who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And his treasure is made up o vouchers
Cap'n Cronan's his name
And it's him who's ta blame
For the Titanic and other disasters
Ooh, ooh and his treasure his made up o vouchers

[The Black Spot]

I met a gin soaked bar room queen in Portsmouth
She tried to take me upstairs for a pie
She later tried to cover me in bruises
She had a hook, a pegleg and one eye

She's a wonnnnnky built woman...

[black bart]

I met her in a club down in Old Portsmouth
Where ye drink brasso and tastes just like shite
She limped up to me and she asked fer a shag
I asked her her name and in cracked old voice she said Nora
No No No No Nora

[pieces o'nine]

Heare come ole Cronan he come rowin hup slowly
He got joo-joo oiball he wun ugly muvver
He got frost
downe
ter 'is peg
Got no mug 'e jest drinks brasso frum thee keg.

[black bart]

In my imagination
I has found Cronan's Booty
I dream about it all the toim
In me mind the celebration
Twill be a big sensation
Thinkin the treasure could be mine
In my imagination
The ale is strong an Belgian
The vouchers are in me hand
I be dreamin
The Old Nick Bottle blue
Stuffed wiv vouchers thru and thru
But dreaming`s all I do
If only they`d come true

I should B so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should B so lucky in the South
I should B so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
I should B so lucky in Portsmouth

[tanguerra]

Ahem! Well, excuse me, but it's the 19th where I am.

[Noodly0ne]

heyyyarrrggg, joe!
I hear'd you shot yer captian down!
shot 'im down to the ground arrg!

Yea I did, i fed him lead
cause i caught 'im a-stealin', a stealin' our loot.

[The Black Spot]

A long long time ago, I can still remember
How that menu really make me ill.
And I knew if I had my chance
I'd kick that chef right up the arse
And maybe I'd feel better for a while

But February, one Tuesday night
I ordered up a plate of shite
Bad food on the table, it made me quite unstable.

I can't remember if I spewed when I put it in my mouth and chewed
But at that moment the chef was doomed
The day I ate a Red Cow pie.

So bye bye Mr Redde Cowe pie
The filling's solid, the taste was horrid
and the pastry was dry.
The bastid chef will soon be hanging up high
I tell you, this will be the day that he dies
This will be the day that he dies.

[black bart]

I ordered a sandwich at the Red Cow public inn
All the Pirates were brawling and the landlord began to wail
But you should have seen the meat
My face turned as white as a sheet
When I asked for a sandwich at the Red Cow public inn

Throw up, throw up, throw up that rubbery gristle
Throw up, throw up, throw up that rubbery gristle

Now I like a tasty meal
But I can't believe that meat is real
Ye get nothin but gristle at the Red Cow public inn

[The Black Spot]

One two three o' them, four o' them shot!
Five six seven o' them, eight o' them shot!
Nine ten eleven o' them, twelve o' them shot!
We're gonna shoot a lot of frogs tonight!

Put yer frockcoat on
Join me hon
We'll kill some frogs
When the bell sounds one

We're gonna shoot a load o' frogs ternite
We'll mow them down in broad daylight
We're gonna stop, we're gonna drop
A load of frogs tonight.