Arrrggghhh Captn Pieces! I troid Betty Foorrrggghd's early on, but young Sanchez got hisself expelled sadly. He didn't fit in like.
Seems he wer claimin' that he were the greatest of all the sellebrities in thar and that he war married to some girl, Isobel Paradise or the like (which wer only a figment o course, she bein' the night nurse - who'd make up a name like that? I ask yez?). He kept demandin' ter call his lawyers and such. They sayed he had a bad attitude and were a distuptin' influence on the staff and such like. I think twas delusions caused by too much fish head stew and too few weavles in his diet personally.
I had to get him out o' thar in a hurry (with the help of a few likely lads, heavily armed of course, in a midnight raid on the establishment).
This be him in the midst of his confusion with the night nurse. Oh dear! Don't he look terrible? He'z much better here in ol Portsmouth with the nuns. They know how to deal with the loikes o Sanchez.