The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

[pieces o'nine]

Arrrgh, ware *be* Uther these dayes?

'Is tabbe is gettin larrrgher an larrrgher, an oi be considdern puttin' thee necks few rounds on Det. Turtleholmes', jest fer olde toimes sake, loike.

[Julius Aurora]

Oi be seeing a mutual friend of DTH's n mine a few daes back. Happarently he be swell n studyin hard.

[black bart]

Oi be seeing a mutual friend of DTH's n mine a few daes back. Happarently he be swell n studyin hard.

Yargh that be good ta hear...he was a fine crew member an ye could always get a drink on his tab.

[pieces o'nine]

Happarently, ye still canne, bein as 'e don't check hit no moor!

[black bart]

Aye Landlord, tap that in to thee Scumsoft computerized Tab App...anuther round on DTH's tab.

Afore thee days of Scumsoft Compooters and Scumpads (I be thinkin o gettin in a job lot o them Scumpads an sellin em orf on Aaargh Bay*) DTH's tab was all carefully writ down on parchment...by thee last entry it was over 10 miles long!


*It be worth gettin a Scumpad just fer the games loik: :'Pirates ate my Booty' ... and thee classic 'Angery Pyrates'.

[pieces o'nine]

...
Afore thee days of Scumsoft Compooters and Scumpads (I be thinkin o gettin in a job lot o them Scumpads an sellin em orf on Aaargh Bay*) DTH's tab was all carefully writ down on parchment...by thee last entry it was over 10 miles long!
...

Arrrrrgggh! Me ole cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn, lernt at thee Portsmouth Publicke Pyrate Schole that thee Bye-YooTapestry be ackshoelly a early DTH pubbe tabbe, hembroidered wiv awl thee famous, hinfamous, an nefareyus perrrsons wot henjoyed a round on 'im, afore 'e went orf t'university!


'Ere be a luvverly panel showin thee crewe ov thee Madde Moggies Revenge, sailin hinto port...

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

i comane sumwun ta fetch me a woot beeh !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[black bart]

Get outta da pub ye liddle oik!

[DaveL]

H Yarrrr...

H'es been in the rum store again matey! Get him a hair-of-the-dog...he needs soberin' up.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

HAR HAR HAR BARKEEP ! LET THEE BREW FLO' OI SAY !
Oh , plaze a sawsir ove ginger beer owt thee bak door fer nefyu iffin ye pleez .

[black bart]

I wonders wot hincredible hadventurs Mad Will has been havin...anuther couple o rums on thee tab landlord!

[pieces o'nine]

YARRRRRGGGH!
fer throwin orf thee shackles ov Grate Brittain, even of we kneaded thee French to hacomplish hit, dam their ois!





Bartender! Oi wants t'hoarder a round ov sellebratory cone-yaks (oar whatever they wants) fer awl thee pyrates, wenches, cabbin bouys, an' crewe in the pubbe tonight!

An saucers ov milk fer Chow Mein, Dom the Danger Catte, Tiddles, an wotever cattes the've dragged in with'em.

An a hot choklit fer NefYoo.

[black bart]

Arrr put thee drinks on thee newly created Mad Willium tab.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

yum yum i lik hot choclit !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i comane ye ta fech me anuver wun !

[black bart]

Arrrgh...I needs a drink...me muvver in law be a vsitin an she's insisted on cleanin out me cabin!