It is indeed true Pastor Makaroni is no longer a young man and I'm sure any help would be gratefully received by him. However my only reservation is does Neff Yoo speak a known language? The poor Pastor is highly confused as it is and I fear any further difficulty for him would result in a repeat of the June 12th 1976 tradegy in our neighbouring Parish of the Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, when the good Pastor (a trainee at the time) discovered his parrot was being held to ransom by some very small people. There is not time to detail the sad events of that fateful day, enough to say our work at the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel was complex and difficult and to this day I cannot understand how we managed to keep it out of the Parish Gazette (I feel sure God was helping us). That being said if Neff Yoo can make his way to the Parish Clocktower at 3.00pm on the 7th (our proposed starting time) we would be happy to welcome him to our expedition and will be delighted to offer the full minimum wage (plus possible end of expedition bonus).
Give a man a packet of spaghetti and he can give his family food for a day. But give that man a spaghetti plant and he can give his whole village something to talk about.