The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:16 pm

yum yum yum

donky bergerz

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Reverend RA on Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:27 pm

On further consideration we have come to a unanimous agreement that due to time constraints we will be unable to take up your generous offer. However once we have achieved our objective and everything has been safely transported back to the Parish we will be more than happy to provide your establishment with a momento of our stay in your land in the form of the ancient map I discovered in the archives, framed of course.

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:59 pm

Why don't you take Neff Yoo with you?
He can help the Pastor out in the stables. :lech:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Reverend RA on Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:33 am

It is indeed true Pastor Makaroni is no longer a young man and I'm sure any help would be gratefully received by him. However my only reservation is does Neff Yoo speak a known language? The poor Pastor is highly confused as it is and I fear any further difficulty for him would result in a repeat of the June 12th 1976 tradegy in our neighbouring Parish of the Chiltern Hundreds of Stoke, when the good Pastor (a trainee at the time) discovered his parrot was being held to ransom by some very small people. There is not time to detail the sad events of that fateful day, enough to say our work at the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel was complex and difficult and to this day I cannot understand how we managed to keep it out of the Parish Gazette (I feel sure God was helping us). That being said if Neff Yoo can make his way to the Parish Clocktower at 3.00pm on the 7th (our proposed starting time) we would be happy to welcome him to our expedition and will be delighted to offer the full minimum wage (plus possible end of expedition bonus).

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:10 pm

HOBOY !
i gittin a job !
an i gunna git payd wiff REEL MUNNY !
i wull buy lottsa lollys
an sharr wiff elly buddy !
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:46 am

You had better share it with me since I'm the one who suggested it.

Rev RA, I'll even throw in our resident parrot, Jack.
Though he seems to be on vacation as of late.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Calico Jack on Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:28 pm

Aackk!

Jack Back!!

Vacation Nice!!

Aackk!

What Does It Take To Get A Drink Around Here?
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
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Postby blaze8902 on Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:31 pm

Hopefully not too much, I'm a little short of fundage.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:34 pm

Welcome back Jack!

Did Roy make you fly back all by yourself???
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:38 pm

Arr, tharr'll be lice all o'er the bar! Git owt, vermin!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:40 am

don be talkin' to yun nef yoo that way
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:45 am

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Reverend RA on Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:47 am

Nef Yoo is now a trusted employee of the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel and as such should be afforded the respect his prestigious position holds.

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:58 am

Rev, I think you may want to start using more sunscreen............
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:55 pm

why? he looks good to me.
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