Following an important discovery in the Parish archives myself and three fellow dignataries from the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel, Grand Ayatollah Hacamaymi, Rabbi Ben Gurion Airport and Cardinal Kindersurprise (due to the secret and sensitive nature of our ecumenical mission some of these dignataries have felt the need to adopt aliases) along with our guide Pastor Makaroni would be delighted to accept your kind offer. As weary travellers we will also be in need of lodgings for the night, four seperate rooms and (at his own request) accomodation in the stables for the Pastor (which I trust will be discounted). Please no pork, the Grand Ayatollah has already issued enough fatwas for this year and it will only incite the good Rabbi to begin a program of housing settlements across your land. It would also be to everyone's advantage if any children under the age of 14 were kept away from your tavern for the duration of our stay. If everything goes according to plan we should arrive on the 14th and depart mid afternoon of the 15th (provided the Cardinal has sobered up sufficiently).
Reverend RA DD PhD, Archbishop of the Ancient Parish of Leret.
Give a man a packet of spaghetti and he can give his family food for a day. But give that man a spaghetti plant and he can give his whole village something to talk about.