The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:16 pm

Yarr Edddd, ye be roight, but ifn oi have more'n one cidarrrgh, oi's alser be a snorrrin heap, wifout the fun o' bein drunk in bertween. AAAArrrrrggh.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:02 am

Argy bargy arghhh, oi's here fer a drink, Gertie. Gimme!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:30 am

Yarr!!! Sorry mateys,

Oi bin laid up in sick bay wiv a bit o' dry rot in the ole peg leg. They've 'ad me wired up wiv all this plastic tubin ter their infernal machines wot go Bing! Nary a pint o' rum ter be ad ennywhere's about the place neever.

Oi be plannin me hescape, an Oi fink Oi espy an hopportunity on Tuesday evenin. Oi'll let ye know 'ow it goes.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:07 am

Yarr, jus' slash at the on-call nurse's legs wiv yer cutlass.

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby DaveL » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:32 am

YArrrr...

Double rum rations for Capn Oz_Nick! Get well matey!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:34 am

Tha' be roight kind o' ye. An' in a bottel marked "Helf Tonic, definitely Notte Rum" - Matron will never guess...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart » Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:43 am

Oi'll bring ye in a bunch o grapes wot ave been hinjected wiv rum.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:48 pm

An oi'll bring ye a bottil o' rum hinjickted wiv grape jus, fer com-parry-son.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:43 pm

Jest don't drinke enny "grape blud" frum NefYoo if 'e's moonlyten as a candy stryper.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:04 am

candy? hi lykes candy, antee peeces...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Reverend RA » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:43 am

Following an important discovery in the Parish archives myself and three fellow dignataries from the United Kingdom Religious Advisory Panel, Grand Ayatollah Hacamaymi, Rabbi Ben Gurion Airport and Cardinal Kindersurprise (due to the secret and sensitive nature of our ecumenical mission some of these dignataries have felt the need to adopt aliases) along with our guide Pastor Makaroni would be delighted to accept your kind offer. As weary travellers we will also be in need of lodgings for the night, four seperate rooms and (at his own request) accomodation in the stables for the Pastor (which I trust will be discounted). Please no pork, the Grand Ayatollah has already issued enough fatwas for this year and it will only incite the good Rabbi to begin a program of housing settlements across your land. It would also be to everyone's advantage if any children under the age of 14 were kept away from your tavern for the duration of our stay. If everything goes according to plan we should arrive on the 14th and depart mid afternoon of the 15th (provided the Cardinal has sobered up sufficiently).

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:59 am

Why ye be puttin the Pastor in the stable I wonders?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Edd » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:49 am

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Reverend RA » Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:19 am

TwistedSister wrote:Why ye be puttin the Pastor in the stable I wonders?


I can assure you this is entirely at his own request. We have travelled extensively in the past with this gentleman and never is he more comfortable than when bedding down amongst the beasts. As a Christian it is my belief that it gives him comfort knowing the babby was born in such a place. It also proves extremely useful knowing such a well armed man of God (even though we have no idea what God that might be) is there to prevent disreputable persons making off with our donkeys (not that I would ever suggest that this particular establishment entertains such persons).
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:22 pm

I aint nivver seen a Donkey come out o the Admiral Benbow alive...they'll eat anyfing in that hestablishment.
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