The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

[black bart]

Mercury...Fish Head Stew...medium sized secrets...pink dresses...

It's all beginning to make sense now...

[ChowMein]

Uh oh ... I did not need that last drink...I wasn't thirsty ... oh well , the lads will get me back to the " Raging Queen " after they'd had enough fun .

The search for the ring might be a long one ...might as well let em get some A..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

[ChowMein]

BY YE AND YE RELATIONS , HERACLES ! What have we soiled ARR sandals in ? Let us make our way back to the ARRgos before the pestilence befouling these remnants of sailors afflict us !

[black bart]

I've been to Heracleon and Heracles wasn't in!

Quote: Extraordinary strength, courage, ingenuity, and sexual prowess with both males and females were among his characteristics!

Probably just as well then!

[OZ_Nick]

How long does it take for a gentleman pirate to get a cup of tea in this place? Do I need to draw my sword and threaten to cut off pasta shaped portions of people's anatomy?

Yarr! Sorry 'bout that Cap'n Redbeard. Oi 'ave sent me cabin boy out ter get sum tea, we don't get much call fer it in 'ere. But don't worry, why not 'ave a Captain's Delight XO on the house, while ye wait?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Yarr! Sorry 'bout that Cap'n Redbeard. Oi 'ave sent me cabin boy out ter get sum tea, we don't get much call fer it in 'ere. But don't worry, why not 'ave a Captain's Delight XO on the house, while ye wait?

Because I like my stomach lining the way it is?

I do appreciate the offer, my good ape, but if I am to keep my reputation as a gentleman pirate, I must avoid those things that would make me ungentlemanly.

[OZ_Nick]

Yaaarrrr...

Oi s'pose ye won't be wantin enny o' the complermentery Red Cowe Sandwhiches wot we 'as brought in special loike then?

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

That depends. Which is fuzzier, the bread or the cow?

[Dan(da haole guy)]

ARR-oha..oi fink hit depends on whichevah gots da shave first..no mattah, they be chewwwwwwwy..& dey sez noice t'ings abaht ya, too..

(hummery-ous pyratickal-toipe pause...)

cuz they be "complimentARRRy" sannawedges, don' ya know...

*hoo hoo hoo snork blurkkk ahahahaha*

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

ARRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Not that word!

I have to look it up in the style guide every time I come across it to remember how we've decided to spell it in our publications!


Now I REALLY need that tea.

[tanguerra]

<Enter Tangerra, clasping ice pack to head and wearing early prototype of sunglasses. Trips over threshold, flicks hair over shoulder >

Evenin' gents, ye scurvy, swarthy, scabby swabs, all of yez.

That was some rip snortin' riot surely woz! You Portsmouthians do surely know how to party it up. Toothless Kate has confined herself to her bunk and is still snorin' it off. A good brawl like that will keep her happy for a while, smilin like a baby she was when last I saw her, all gums and slobber as ever woz.

I'll have a hair o' the dog, a dozen raw eggs, some worchestershire sauce and three Captain's Delights for a chaser. I'll be right as rain again in a jiffy

What ho, Rowan Redbeard! Still tryin' to get a cuppa are ye!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Aye, Tangie, that I am. I fear that the cabin boy sent to aquire my beverage was waylaid by buccaneers of some sort.

But now that you are here, things are looking up.

[The Black Spot]

Arrr, I remembers tea.

It be a fine drink fer a Saturday night. We all has a dozen bottles o' Captain's Delight each, an' then we calls for pipin' hot tea.

Then we has the "Yard of Tea" contest.

Gripper Wilson once did a yard o' boiling hot darjeeling in 3.4 seconds. I won't mention what happened at T plus 3.5 seconds, but lets just say that the red flock wallpaper ain't all that it seems.

[OZ_Nick]

Yarrr, Jonkins yer lazy no-good rapscallion. Didyer 'ave ter go ter Indeearr ter get the tea? Wot took yer so long? Iffen Eye be findin owt yer been up ter Madam Fifi's it'll be the barrel fer ye tonight, make no mestake!

Now there, Cap'n Redbeard a nice hot cup o' Earl Grey wiv a slice o' lemon and sum olde English shortbread.

Mr Spot, Oi assume ye'll be 'avin a pint o' yer usual - Captain's Delight XO?

[The Black Spot]

Arrr thankee Nick.

I think I recognises the teethmarks on that shortbread ye's palmed off on that other geezer. That be the crust o' that Red Cowe pie I couldn't bite through the other day.