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Postby tanguerra on Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:38 am

'Baint an upright pirate in all of Portsmouth! Tis a filthy lie I tells ye. Not a one. No, nor a carin' one neither! Is all Portsmouthians gone soft! Never sez I!

I could have a longish rant on t' good ole' days when a pirate were a pirate and all the lubbers should shake in their boots. Now, there's a serious rantin' subjick. Were is all the true psychopaths gone?
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Postby black bart on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:12 am

ARRRRRRRR, I don't know what ye be worryin about...twont be long afore The Black Spot hosts another live Keel Haulin event ta raise the henvironmental awareness on board his ship...ye don't get more mental than that!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:38 am

tanguerra wrote:Were is all the true psychopaths gone?


YArrrrr...

We all still be here Tangie, don't worry. We all be as thick as thieves around here. Freudian psychotherapy still be a few hundred years off yet! YArrr!
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Postby black bart on Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:05 am

ARR, I be buggered...I thought she said, "Where av all the cycle paths gone?" I blames Mayor Liversausage!
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:53 pm

Can we have Mayor Liversausage keelhauled do ye think? Now that puts a smile on my visage, for sure. That's the sort of thing! YaaaaarGh!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:19 pm

ARR-oha..'n' then collect a cupla 'is lackeys t' go scrape off da bits uv him wot are still attached to da bottom uv da ship (wud 'e then be known as "Usta-be-live-rsausage"?)..or jus' "Mayor"?
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Postby black bart on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:33 am

Aye...he's had a rough loif as Mayor Liversausage. He's been kidnapped at least twice, had is ear cut off, he's a tough old sod though...he probably wouldn't even notice a Keel Haulin!
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:42 am

Yaaaar! A good keelhauling probably brighten him up somewhat then? How long since he bathed, think ye?
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:15 pm

ARR-oha..on'y toime da Mayor evah go "bathe" is inna tears uv 'is downtrodden sub-jecks..'n' serenaded by da lamentations uv da widdows 'n' orfinks uv his oppressed (& mos'ly late) minions :cry: ..erm..oi moight be confusin' da Mayor wit' anudda sketchy 'xample uv waywARRd leadership, tho.....(subtle?? oh, yah...alla toime..)
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Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:49 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha..on'y toime da Mayor evah go "bathe" is inna tears uv 'is downtrodden sub-jecks..'n' serenaded by da lamentations uv da widdows 'n' orfinks uv his oppressed (& mos'ly late) minions :cry: ..erm..oi moight be confusin' da Mayor wit' anudda sketchy 'xample uv waywARRd leadership, tho.....(subtle?? oh, yah...alla toime..)


...Arrrr...I wont ave it matey...Dave L be a foine example o Leadership!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:36 am

ARR-oha..black bart, mah confused bruddah..no no no no no, i no mean Cap'n DaveL (modARRator of great reknown..)..i wuz reef-erring ta dat likely lad wot's bin seen lurkin' behin' da Admiral B..sumpin abaht 'im gives me da shivers-loike 'e's gotta invisibull skull 'n' bones floatin' ovah 'is 'ead..(an' not da cool pyrate kine, either!)
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:13 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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