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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:15 pm

Arr-oha..sumpin mos' uv us don' know abaht black bart..he a wery caring pirate...in fac' he allus ready to "lend a hand"..(steady on in 'at hammock, brah!)
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:18 pm

He'll be studyin' the dicktionary for sure. Trying to work out some impressively big words for proper rantin and ravin' to astonish all 'em lubbers.

I likes this one 'antidisestablishmentarianism' also, very partial to dis 'FLOCCI­NAUCINI­HILIPIL­IFICATION' (an estimation of something as worthless - like most of the crew of the Purple Primrose).

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:39 pm

Arr-oha..beggin' yer pardon, tanguerra..i spec' black bart be studyin' sumpin wid "dick.." in it..& some "airy" parts, fo' reals..da middle of it, i dunno....bb: jus' keedeeng brah..
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Postby black bart » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:01 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:jus' keedeeng brah..


Another one fer the dictionary me hearty: Brah = Bruvver

Arrr I be gettin the hang on it now, shiver me Bilge Rats an Hoist me TFT monitor.
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Postby ChowMein » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:29 pm

YARRRR! ,

I wunner wot dat sez 'bout me , I neffer has enny trubbel reedin Capn Dan's log entrees .

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:27 am

ARR-oha, ChowMein..we no got prolly-bums unnastandin' each udda cuz i spec we wuz in PSL (Pyratickal as a Second Language) skool nearly same toime..(you 'membah "Pyratickal Syntax and Allusions" wit' da Leather Nun? Woo! i wen repeat dat class jus' outta habit..hur hur hur..)..AARRGGHH..
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Postby ChowMein » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:35 am

Yarr!
Dem wuz da daze me fren
Eyed taught day neffer enn
weed sin en danse furefffer en a day
weed liff da loife weed choose
weed foight en neffer lous
fur we wARR yung en shore ta git oar waze .

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Postby black bart » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:37 am

Dan(da haole guy) wrote:ARR-oha, ChowMein..we no got prolly-bums unnastandin' each udda cuz i spec we wuz in PSL (Pyratickal as a Second Language) skool nearly same toime..(you 'membah "Pyratickal Syntax and Allusions" wit' da Leather Nun? Woo! i wen repeat dat class jus' outta habit..hur hur hur..)..AARRGGHH..


Oh Arrrr yeah...You two were in the same pirate language school at the same toim alright...Just like I was in the same 'Fish Head Stew' Cookery Class as the Borgias!
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:01 pm

ARR-oha..b b, sum might t'ink ya bein' sarky..bu' we know mo' bettah, ya? Lucrezia wuz allus yallous uv yer foine spicin' tekniks, yunno..
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Postby black bart » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:18 am

ARRRRRRRR...The dictionary be workin well...I could actually understand that...Ye be sayin Lucrecia Borgia was a bit of a goer when she were in the mood.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:37 am

ARRR-oha..Lucrezia wen go atcha widda cleaver, mood or no..but, ah wuz on abaht dem "speshul mixtures" wot ya put inna stewe..(yunno, da ones wot geev ya da power ta commune wit' yer rubber ducky inna bawth..)
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Postby Pachyderm » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:39 pm

Dat's a feelthy lie. ( Oi washed..) Dat's a clean lie...

Weren't Miss B, it were Messalina an' the "speshul sawce".

Oi was cleanin' out the privy at the toime...
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:08 pm

ARR-oha..so DAT's w'y yez got caught "messalina-ing" ARRanhd..(we be "privvy" t' all yer nokk-shus skeems, bucko....but. mos'ly we jus' jealous cuz ya gotta leg ovah da Dee-vine Miz M..woo!)
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Postby Pachyderm » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:50 pm

To be fair, so 'as most o' Portsmouth. She ain't choosy, which is just as well...
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:42 am

ARR-oha..well, she be kinda choosy..she wen go mos'ly fo' da "upright" members uv da pyratickal perswayshun..hur hur hur..AARRGGHH!! oi cracks meself up, oi rilly do..
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