The Maritime Serious Discussion Rant

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Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:13 pm

YArrrrr...

Ever felt like a bit of troll training, piratey style. Well how about Oi start...

Youse all be a bunch o' whackers. Your beliefs insult my beliefs and I hope youse all get sent to hell, or prison, or an asylum, or all of the previous all at once. Allah/Buddah/Jebus loves you.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:27 pm

You are just doing this to increase your post count

so there

and my deity can beat up your deity anyway

so there

(did you bring back the spitoons out of the tavern yet?)

so there

(yes I am increasing my post count also)

so there!


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Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:39 pm

YArrrr...

Well after I've stopped havin' a girly hissy fit. O'id just like to say your spitoons ain't big enuffs for my salivary glands. We trolls salivate quite a bits yer know!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:44 pm

girly hissy fit



I like that

so if the spitoons are so inferior
why'd y'all steal them
(and it's not just to make Oz_Nicks secret Cronin Repellent either)

I'm gettin to the bottom of this
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Postby DaveL on Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:51 pm

YArrrr...

Oi thought they were urinals. Sorry, O'ill return them at once (and contents too if yer like :D).

Actually, no O'im not sorry. O'im offended that you're offended, that O'im offended.

Burn in hell youse infidels!
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Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:00 am

GAH ye heathen swine! Ye' all goin' to fiery torment fer ever an' ever.

Some bloke writ a book abouts it in the bronze age, so it must be true.
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Feck

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:41 am

That would be an ecumenical matter...

Now Feck Off!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:44 am

Youse bleedin Pastafarian Pirates always think youse are right.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:07 pm

YArrrr...

Carpe deum vis a vis yer big Strawman. Show us your fallacy! I bet your fallacy is nowhere as big as my fallacy.
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Postby OZ_Nick on Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:09 pm

Oi'll quid pro yer procter hoc ye balggard!

An' this post ha' nutthin ter do with boostin enny post counts neever
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:38 am

YArrrr...

There be not a word of truth in it matey :wink: .

We've only just cracked double figures. What's the point in startin' an brawl if noone leaps in? May as well go back to the pub and start one!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:32 am

Yarr!

Sounds loike a foine Idear! See you there!
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Hankies

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:59 am

AAAARRRR...er, I has come on and I has forgotten what it was I were goin ta rant about...

...Oh yes...the bleedin cost o paper hankies has gone up four toims since Knuckles O'shuffle arrived on the scene! I refuses ta pay the price what they're askin...Oh dear, thar goes the main sail agin!
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:45 am

..and Big Ron went up to Big Brenda and said wow what a big pair of..

Blistering Barnacles, wrong thread again.
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Postby Max_Painful on Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:40 am

You hope i get sent to hell therefore proving that you encourage violence, to my knowledge of the gospel, the FSM rather's i didn't continue such violence. - Your religion instigates violence then your followers claim the lord shows them the light... Yer got no map!
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