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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:58 am

tanguerra wrote:Quote:
Wot's this: CcCcCcC



I give up?

The seven Cs

(aaarrrgghhh)
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:00 am

Aaaargh!

Why couldn't the little pirate get in to the pirate movie?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:01 am

It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRGGHH.


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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:05 am

Oi gives up Captin Rowan, why would he do such a thing?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:08 am

He thought it would be a good idea to have a parrot-legal on hand.

(para-legal)




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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:18 am

Why, that be an excellent question... do tell?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:22 am

One. But it takes the entire emergency room staff to recusitate him after getting his hook caught in the socket.



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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:44 am

Har har har!

I have a conundrum for ye:

You have five pirates, ranked from 5 to 1 in descending order. The top pirate has the right to propose how 100 gold coins should be divided among them. But the others get to vote on his plan, and if fewer than half agree with him, he gets killed. How should he allocate the gold in order to maximize his share but live to enjoy it? (Hint: One pirate ends up with 98 percent of the gold.)
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Answer

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:09 am

I would give ye the answer fer that little riddle...but I don't loik to spoil the Rowan and Taguerra party!

Also I be a bit thick.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:06 am

tanguerra wrote:Har har har!

I have a conundrum for ye:

You have five pirates, ranked from 5 to 1 in descending order. The top pirate has the right to propose how 100 gold coins should be divided among them. But the others get to vote on his plan, and if fewer than half agree with him, he gets killed. How should he allocate the gold in order to maximize his share but live to enjoy it? (Hint: One pirate ends up with 98 percent of the gold.)


Tells the two lesser ranked pirates "I could split the gold with the other two, and you wouldn't get anything. Tell you what, I'll give you each a gold piece and you can laugh at the others not getting anything. Oh, and if you don't agree, I'll kill you."




And in answer to my previous question (How did the pirate feel after drinking for 5 days straight?)...

He was pretty groggy.
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Re: Answer

Postby anthrobabe on Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:20 pm

black bart wrote:I would give ye the answer fer that little riddle...but I don't loik to spoil the Rowan and Taguerra party!

Also I be a bit thick.


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Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:10 pm

YArrrrr...

That bleedin last post gyro will sink our galleon. Although we be havin a good crew of posters these days. The more of us here, the better chance we have of knockin' off Politics.
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:08 pm

Pretty groggy har har! Why I missed that one.

In answer to the conundrum, I would say there be no votin' in a proper run pirate sityation! What a stupid suggestion! The fiercest and most determined pirate naturally takes all the spoils (or of course else the one with the biggest henchmen). Secondly to that, perhaps the sneakier one may be able to pull the ol' switcheroo in the night.

This is what Captin Google had to say about that situation - makes no sense ter me whatsoever:
E(\mathbb{Q}) \simeq \mathbb{Z}^s \times \mathbb{Z}_{p_1^{a_1}}\times ... \times \mathbb{Z}_{p_n^{a_n}}

\int_0^{\infty} \left( \frac{\sin x}{x} \right)^2 dx = \int_0^{\infty} \left( \frac{\sin x}{x} \right) dx.


Love Boat! Bah!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:43 pm

Posting for Pirates!
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Postby tanguerra on Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:02 am

What does a pirate and a pimp have in common?
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